Ladies and Gentleman, did you know that the "useles Tories" did really badly on Thursday and the only reason people think they did well is because the BBC tells us so? It must be true because Peter Hitchens tells us so in his Mail on Sunday column. Yes, he really does get paid for writing such utter twaddle. In 650 words he gives you the real definition of the word "delusional".
Hitchens, Heffer and Portillo. Not had a good week, have they?