It seems though that Nadine had a premonition, for in another 'Susan' moment Nadine has lost her car keys, office keys and home keys. She tells me that last night she got into her house via the dog flap at 1am. And furthermore she has enlisted the help of the Whips Office who have sent out an urgent email to all Tory MPs asking if they have seen Nadine's keys. It's just as well they have mostly all gone back to their constituencies, otherwise they might be asked to turn our their pockets.
And in a public service announcement, should you have come across a set of keys tied to a purple and white ribbon with a portcullis on it, do let me know and I will put you in touch with their rightful owner. The things I do for Miss Dorries...!
UPDATE: Panic over. Keys found