"Ann's mother always wanted us to get married and maybe one day we will. But it will have to be in a very monastic way. We'll set up our own religious Order of the Perpetual Indulgence" - Father Michael Seed, the so-called priest to the stars, contemplating marriage to Tory MP Ann Widdecombe.
"You're wearing my frock" - What Princess Diana really said to her butler Paul Burrell according to a new book by Tina Brown. Burrell thought she said: "You are my rock".
"Tony Blair was dead right about the British media. It's a fleet of runaway ICB diggers without drivers or brakes, beyond accountability or control even by those who nominally run them" - Political pundit Polly Toynbee.
"I am the Marmite candidate. You either love me or hate me" - Hazel Blears when asked whether she would win Labour's deputy leadership contest.