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i see another 70,000 eastern european have registered for work in the last few months..... should warm the cokles of the 5.3 million unemployed and on welfare.
Refuse Collector: Where's ya bin? Householder: I've bin to the West Indies. Refuse Collector: No, where's ya wheelie bin? Householder: I've wheelie bin to the West Indies!
Bin man to Japanese chap: "Where's yer bin?" Jap: "I bin in the toiret" Binman: "No, where's yer dustbin?" Jap: "I dust bin in the toiret" Binman: "No, goddammit, where's yer wheelie bin?" Jap: "Okay, okay, I wheelie bin having a wank"
Iain, the story says he will live as a bin, not in one. Anyways, if he did live as a bin would anyone really miss him? Would there be a cam on him for two weeks for his Webcameron?
Last sentence is spot on anyway. Anyway, to avoid the issue of 'bad language' (tsk, it's only words..), may I suggest in future simply referring to Dave as a 'twunt'. Gets the message across without actually saying anything naughty.
why oh why with bliar given up and bruun being useless and sulky are the tories doing nothing theres an open goal and they are in the dressing room whinging at each other.opposition ha someone should explain to cameron what it means.Id vote tory if there were any left.
Puffy bin Cameron erstwhile Toryban leader with his mate Sam set about systematically deconstructing the Tory Tricycle before they eyes of astonished Maybe Voters.
When Big Gordo came with 'The Big Red One' courtesy of the US Army he flattened Puffy bin Cameron as voters turned to the reassuring words of Uncle Gordon who warned them of the flaky ideas of Puffy bin Cameron and Hard Labour began in earnest for the British People in the Fourth Term
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I took the photo of Dave and the Baroness, by the way...
http://davehill.typepad.com/temperama/2006/06/a_miracle_occur.html
Thank you, thank you, thank you....
Shurely shome mishtake......
Must be a GREEN wheelie bin!
i see another 70,000 eastern european have registered for work in the last few months..... should warm the cokles of the 5.3 million unemployed and on welfare.
Er, I think.
Therefore, er, I am.
Refuse Collector: Where's ya bin?
Householder: I've bin to the West Indies.
Refuse Collector: No, where's ya wheelie bin?
Householder: I've wheelie bin to the West Indies!
off topic, Iain: looks as if Ruth got the last word! for now anyway. Yvette was looking daggers.
Good to see you endorse the use of the word TWAT.
The problem being. Dave is an Eton Toff and as such He has No idea about British society unless it is of the two 'High' kinds.
His day's out are quite a good idea, especially if it ends up with him being binned.
The sooner the Conservatives become Conservatives again the better. Wheel off Dave in his bin and wheel on Hague.
I assume one of the bins is for econocentric paradigms and the other for sociocentric paradigms?
He has been acting a bit like a Blue Peter presenter lately...
Shouldn't he be doing the Duke of Edinburgh's award soon?
fr 6:52 - I heard it told thus:
Bin man to Japanese chap: "Where's yer bin?"
Jap: "I bin in the toiret"
Binman: "No, where's yer dustbin?"
Jap: "I dust bin in the toiret"
Binman: "No, goddammit, where's yer wheelie bin?"
Jap: "Okay, okay, I wheelie bin having a wank"
Iain, the story says he will live as a bin, not in one.
Anyways, if he did live as a bin would anyone really miss him? Would there be a cam on him for two weeks for his Webcameron?
Anywhere near Beachy Head?
Last sentence is spot on anyway. Anyway, to avoid the issue of 'bad language' (tsk, it's only words..), may I suggest in future simply referring to Dave as a 'twunt'. Gets the message across without actually saying anything naughty.
why oh why with bliar given up and bruun being useless and sulky are the tories doing nothing theres an open goal and they are in the dressing room whinging at each other.opposition ha someone should explain to cameron what it means.Id vote tory if there were any left.
Perhaps he's trying to find the pro-grammar school stance he threw out last week...
Puffy bin Cameron erstwhile Toryban leader with his mate Sam set about systematically deconstructing the Tory Tricycle before they eyes of astonished Maybe Voters.
When Big Gordo came with 'The Big Red One' courtesy of the US Army he flattened Puffy bin Cameron as voters turned to the reassuring words of Uncle Gordon who warned them of the flaky ideas of Puffy bin Cameron and Hard Labour began in earnest for the British People in the Fourth Term
A change from perpetually spouting rubbish - he will have the direction-flow reversed!
If he put the plastic tub on his back he would be Wheely-bin Laden!?!
Dave said after his stunt. "It's bin wonderful that the delusional party members believe this garbage.
Why can Dave only live in the real world for two days at a time? Will he turn into a pumpkin otherwise?
Fr & Idle: When I was a lad that story ended (after the reference to the West Indies)with:
"Jamaica?"
"Nope, 'er dad was still in the room".
Perhaps it is time for Dave to train as a HIPS assessor, or tax gatherer?
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