Take a flight to Dallas. Hire a car. Head north to Oklahoma. Go west to Texas. Pick up signs for Interstate 35. That's the f***ing way to Amarillo, OK?
Now, I got that on a text message earlier and then forwarded it to about 30 contacts of mine in Conservative politics. Half of them texted me back wondering what on earth I was on about. I wonder if this illustrates the problem the Conservative Party has at at the moment, as it shows that half of my friends have no idea which song has been at the top of the charts for the last two months.
And some of you will be reading this and scratching your heads. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?