I type this as West Ham are about to kick off at Highbury, so excuse any foul language that might emanate from my fingertips. In case you're wondering I'm not at Highbury, I'm watching it on Sky! To take a break from politics for a moment I thought I'd share some particularly funny football chants that have come my way this afternoon from a mate.
Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at Man United the other day:
"Park, Park, Where-ever you may be
You eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse -
You could be a scouse
Eating rats in your council house"
Newcastle fans towards Sunderland fans:
''Going down, going down, going down"
Sunderland fans reply:
"So are we , so are we , so are we ".
Charlton fans to Shaun Wright-Philips
"Where's your real dad, where's your real dad!?"
Toon fans to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink (he even laughed!):
"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
To the tune of "when the saints" West Brom sang:
"The premier league (the premier league),
Is upside down (is upside down),
The premier league is upside down.
we're up the top and chelsea's at the bottom,
The premier league is upside down"
Then a few seconds later:
A song about Tim Howard's tourettes syndrome in the style of Chim-Chiminey...
"Tim timminy, Tim timminy, Tim Tim Tirooo
We've got Tim Howard and he says F*CK YOU!!"
Sung by Birmingham fans after Heskey started banging in the goals at St Andrews...
"Theres only one Emile Heskey,
one Emile Heskey, He used to be sh**e,
But now hes alright,
Walking in a Heskey wonderland"
To the tune of Rebel Rebel:
Neville Neville, you play in defence,
Neville Neville, your play is immense,
Neville Neville, like Jacko you're bad,
Neville Neville is the name of your dad
Celtic fans to Andy Goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia.
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"