Friday, October 22, 2010

Caption Competition


26 comments:

Span Ows said...

Trinity in Matrix LXII

The Captain said...

Someone had better tell Jack Black he has a rival.

Overtiredandemotional said...

Government cut backs on the provision of floors in new buildings will not deter this gal...

FX Man said...

There's something of the Knight about me.

[And... for West Ham supporters...

http://fxbites.blogspot.com/2010/10/godfather-makes-offer-he-cant-refuse.html]

Nick Meacham said...

Is that Jimmy Saville..?

Michael said...

Crouching Hippo Hidden Elephant

Sally Roberts said...

Do you think I could get the part of Tinkerbell in the Christmas Panto?

Mrs Clayton said...

I don't feel like dancing when the old johanna plays
My heart could take a chance but my two feet can't find a way

Tony Butcher said...

Testing begins on the Harrier Jump Replacement

Archbishop Cranmer said...

And lo, a heavenly throng descended from on high...

Paddy Briggs said...

Who needs Trident?

Simply Steve said...

Enter the Dragon!

sinosimon said...

Anne Widdy was kung fu fighting...her cats were fast as lightning
in fact it was a little bit frightening
her sequins pinged from her elastic bindings....

Unsworth said...

Flying Ninja Widders

Billy Blofeld said...

Camel Toe the musical..... starring anybody who'll help out

Michael Heaver said...

Widdecombe takes things hiiiiggggghhheeeerrrr yeeeeeaaaahhhhh.

Jimmy said...

Natural Law Party unveils shock defector.

Neil said...

To raise the tone:

"You have freedom when you're easy in your harness"

(Robert Frost 1874-1963)

pete-s said...

Elf and safeties idea of how an ageing Barbie doll should learn pole dancing.

Right Hon. said...

Maritime disaster averted. Danger to shipping winched clear.

Cazzy Jones said...

Hats off to Tom Lehrer: -

I ache for the touch of your lips, dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the masochism tango.

Say our love be a flame, not an ember,
Say it's me that you want to dismember.
Blacken my eye,
Set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the masochism tango.

Cynic said...

Retired MPs forced to work as pole dancers 'gutted' as pole quango axed

Cynic said...

Faith tested as Widders finds there is something in this Yogic Flying

Tapestry said...

She used to make speeches to empty halls until she discovered Cleggasm.

MikeyP said...

This new truss pinches a bit!

DespairingLiberal said...

Due to spending cuts, pensioners are being encouraged to parajump to their hospital appointments.

Danny Alexander has pronounced the measure to be "firm but fair".