Tim Worstall has highlighted the Guardian's April Fools joke that it will in future be published on Twitter. He is running a competition for his readers to write the perfect Polly Toynbee column in 140 characters or fewer.
I thought I would challenge you to do the same.
Or, to take it a stage further, imagine the Telegraph switched to Twitter. Perhaps you could write your perfect Simon Heffer column in 140 characters too.