I am just not interested in a story which combines technology with tits.
Damian McBride will still be in a job by the end of the month
A world without America would be a far better place.
Look, I'm just not interested in a Tory councillor who's fiddled his expenses.
This polling lark - it's a bit overdone, isn't it?
I totally agree that Obama has proved to be an excellent President.
It's a bit overdone, that religion malarkey, isn't it?
Thirty two weeks? No problem, just hand me the coathanger.
And another thing. Just tell Iain Dale, I'm fed up with him linking to me.
I say old chap, would you mind awfully if I commented on something. Terribly kind of you.
Tim Montgomerie is right on tax cuts.
I have the utmost respect for Geoffrey Robinson and his independence from Gordon Brown.
Ministry of Truth
Ok, I'll write it, but only if I can do it in 30 words or fewer.
We want spending increases. When do we want them? Now!
Boulton & Co
We all can't wait for Adam to get back and give us a break from all this blogging.
Sandwell's a right ****hole, isn't it?
Iain Dale would be a worthy winner of the Orwell Prize, and if he wins I promise to blog twice as often.
I so hate my hair.
The benefits of EU membership have been severely underestimated
I apologise for accusing Iain Dale of condoning racism.
And I am sure my reader can think of a lot more...