Senator Hillary Clinton recently went to a primary school in Ithaca, New York, to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and the Senator asks him what his name is. "Kenny." "And what is your question, Kenny?" "I have three questions: 1. Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?2. Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?3. Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is. "Larry." "And what is your question, Larry?" "I have 5 questions: 1. Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?2. Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? 3. Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the white house? 4. Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? 5. What the hell happened to Kenny? Hat-tip to Highland Warriors
Sunday, April 09, 2006
The Questions Hillary Clinton Must Answer
Senator Hillary Clinton recently went to a primary school in Ithaca, New York, to talk about the world. After her talk she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and the Senator asks him what his name is. "Kenny." "And what is your question, Kenny?" "I have three questions: 1. Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?2. Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?3. Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is. "Larry." "And what is your question, Larry?" "I have 5 questions: 1. Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?2. Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? 3. Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the white house? 4. Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? 5. What the hell happened to Kenny? Hat-tip to Highland Warriors
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Oh my God, she killed Kenny!
Brilliant!
S'funny, last time I saw that joke it went:
George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.
"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"Actually, I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"
She also has to answer the question of what she was doing when her husband organised the ethnic cleansing & genocide of quarter of a million people in Krajina on behalf of former Nazi Franjo "genocide is commanded by the word of the Almighty" Tudjman.
How about Eva Braun for a write in?
If the Republicans want to win 50 states they only have to do two things. First, execute Saddam live on Fox. Second, put forward plans for a nationwide healthcare plan of the kind they now have in Massachusetts.
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