Daily Telegraph political editor Andrew Porter has just said on BBC News that tomorrow's story will be equally as bad as today's. One can only imagine what he means by that. Rumours surround James Purnell, the Balls family and one or two others. But then again, it could be someone who hasn't been mentioned before.
I am afraid I now have to bow out until later this evening as I am going to the Classic FM Brit Awards in my role as "escort" to female Conservative MPs. Apparently we're sitting with Russell Watson. And, yes, I have heard of him. Isn't he in Boyzone? :)
I promise to surreptitiously approve comments as quickly as possible throughout the evening.