A load of us hit a local station at rush hour last night and leafletted the locals on their journey home. One guy came up to me and said:
'I used to campaign all summer, every summer'
'Oh, who for?' I replied
'The Conservatives of course...'
'Great stuff, well, we're really pleased to have your support.'
'...I have to support the Tories, really - after all, my mother was shagging a Tory cabinet minister throughout my childhood.'
Cue speechlessness and guffawing all round as the bloke dashed off merrily down the street.
If you have a funny campaigning story, email me.