Friday, January 02, 2009

Vote for the A1 Tory Bird


No, really. For those of you who don't look at read the Daily Star each morning, she is Britain's most highly paid glamour model. She is also one of the contestants in the new series of Celebrity Big Brother. I've just been watching the first programme on Channel 4 +1, believe it or not, and Lucy Pinder has just gone into the Big Brother House announcing: "I'm a bit of a Tory Bird ... best not to put me in with any bleeding heart liberals". Go girl!



And this is Ben Adams. A young man who I had never heard of until tonight. Apparently he was in the popular music beat combo, A1. Well I never. He's also a contestant.

Who to vote for, eh? It's a toss up.

32 comments:

Jeremy Jacobs said...

Blimey, I thought I was reading "Last Of The Few " blog!

Stephen Glenn said...

Yeah that no bleeding hear liberals comment lost her my vote.

Iain Dale said...

Stephen, something tells me you are more of a Ben Adams type of guy :)

The Grim Reaper said...

Always liked Lucy Pinder, I must admit.

Lord Elvis of Paisley said...

Sign Up Now for the first Conservative win of 2009!

Dick the Prick said...

Ulricka too - yowzers!

Gregor said...

I don't think you should vote for anyone whose face is a different colour to the rest of their body.

@molesworth_1 said...

I'm telling Sadie about you...

Cate Munro said...

Bravo Lord Elvis!! Actually - I was pleasantly surprised by said Ms Pinder. I'd vote for her any day of the week . . .and I'm a Tory bird too!

Ted Foan said...

Looking forward to that little tu*d's (Chris Paul) wordy (and weedy) and pointless critique on this one, Iain!

No doubt you'll have got it wrong - whatever "it" is!

Anyway, thanks for brightening up an older man's life....

cje said...

is this not further evidence of the Guidoisation of blogging...

Michael Heaver said...

She should come to UKIP land, where the proper conservative men are. :P

@molesworth_1 said...

Really? Is that it it? You ABBA-loving mainstream sycophant.

AnOnEye said...

Fair enough - Lucy Pinder is the perfect symbol of the Cameron/Osborne Tory party: a pair of t*ts with no brains!

Anonymous said...

From what I've heard Ben is a bit of a Tory Fsn himself.

What are the odds of the pair snuggling up together I ask?

John M Ward said...

Ah, I misunderstood the headline in the feed. The only bird I saw on the A1 was a pigeon, and I have no idea what its politics were...

Paddy Briggs said...

I saw the headline and thought that I was in for an Ann Widdicombe glamour shot. Very disappointed....

The Dirty Rat said...

Why has she got milk bottle tops stuck on her nipples?

strapworld said...

AnOneEye...at least they are not tits UP!!.....yet

Tory Boy said...

Ben Adams gets my vote

Chucklenuts said...

"It's a toss up."

Ooh you are awful.....but I like you.

Ian M said...

Do you think Tommy Sheridan will ask her if she's ever worked in a Cupid's Swingers Club in Manchester ?

Anonymous said...

Ben Adams - Yum!

Little Black Sambo said...

That's a terrible scar Ben Adams has up his middle.

45govt said...

AnOnEye - puts her in direct competition with Jacqui 5-Bellies then. Wonder which one would be more useful? Hmm, now let me think, Lucy/5-Bellies, 5-Bellies/Lucy - a tough choice!

Chucklenuts said...

That's the ideal photo of LP for me. My MO is to sneak round and come through the back door.

Bad Bunny said...

I'd give them both one. A vote, that is. :)

thespecialone said...

AnOnEye@0403. Actually I think that Lucy has quite a few GCSEs and a couple of A levels to her name.

I cant stand the programme myself. However, if I was going to vote she would get one from me (err a vote I mean!)

spark up said...

dale you are a sad sexist excuse. showing a man's midriff minge does mean you can display a woman's bra-less bouncy bits and get off with it. it's akin to justifying the occupation, exploitation and annihilation of iraq by pointing out that we've already screwed half the rest the globe likewise. now show one of him bent over in a thong with his nips out. you know you want to.

Stephen Glenn said...

Ben Adams!

Iain you might think that I couldn't possibly comment.

James Higham said...

Totty - another first for Iain?

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Are we allowed to make "shirt lifter" jokes...?