- Useless Road Signs: I'm writing a book about how to get rid of a million useless road signs. Triangular signs saying 'traffic lights', when you can already see the traffic lights are just an unnecessary metal clutter.
- The Bare Midriff: If it's a warm day and if it's someone slim and beautiful then fine, but fat people who show off their wobbly tyres are ghastly. The worst is when it's in a restaurant - I could do without having blubber in my soup.
- Not Saying Thank you at Zebra Crossings: Just because it's the pedestrian's right to cross doesn't mean they have to ditch their manners. People who don't say thank you at a zebra crossing deserve to be run over.
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Bare Midriffs, Zebra Crossings & Street Clutter
The Telegraph Seven Magazine runs a column each week called Love & Hates. It's quite humorous and public figures list five things they love and hate. Today it was Alan Duncan's turn. I must admit, I quite agree with three of his hates...