I was having dinner in a London restaurant this week when I overheard some people on the next table saying some extremely unkind things about newspaper columnist Kevin Maguire. Sadly, I couldn't hear the exact word they were using but it sounded like "bunt".
I'd like to make clear that I was nowhere near Mr Clarkson's table at the time.
Random Useless Fact of the Day: David Cameron lives in the same Oxfordshire village as Jeremy Clarkson. Just sayin', like.