Saturday, August 02, 2008

The Sun: Hilary Benn Has Sex Change!


The Sun's online article
on a possible reshuffle tips Environment Secretary Hilary Benn to be on HER way out. Ruth Kelly, will naturally keep his post...

14 comments:

Mostly Ordinary said...

What you on about? He's just grown his hair, you're so old fashioned.

He still looks butch to me.

Anonymous said...

Wow, that thing strapped around her thigh must really be tight!

Anonymous said...

Roof Kelly does sound like a man, lets be fair.

Anonymous said...

fraudian slip perhaps....

Anonymous said...

'The thing that is strapped around
her thigh' has done no harm political career-wise! Assuming Hilary Benn is COE, think of Sharia-loving Archbishop's support!

Interesting how religion helped to shape American presidents'careers Catholics for JFK, Southern Baptists for Jimmy Carter, the whole expanse of Bible Belts for Bush. Poor Nixon , when he was disgraced after Watergate, and was on the floor, his Quaker brethern stepped on him further!!!

Conand said...

I'm just glad he wasn't in the 'Bikini Babes' section.

Anonymous said...

Is there any evidence that Ruthie hasn't been keeping the faith,so to speak?

Anonymous said...

Its a species transplant he requires and his vocal chords relocating from his colon.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I didn't know old Hilarity was into self flagellation, Opus Dei and all that Da Vinci Code stuff.

(Don't we all love silly season?)

Anonymous said...

does that make them Butch Kelly and the Sundance Kid

Liz said...

This looks to me like another of those instances where a paper has sacked all their subs because they don't think they need them. Hur hur.

Still, delighted to see *someone* identifying RK as female.

Anonymous said...

Earlier this week, the Daily Telegraph alleged that George VI's wife was Queen Alexandra, today in an article about Chinese food, it's made quite clear that the FIRST World War finished shortly before 1948....seems the subs have been sacked from the DT too, or else they're employing recent school-leavers with 4 Grade A A-levels (standards have not been falling, utter rubbish, blah-blah....).

Anonymous said...

I`ll wager old Viscount Stansgate has been choking on his pipe...Be thinking they were taking the piss out of his lad...

Anonymous said...

He still looks like a man tho...