I've just sat down in seat 15C to find the man sitting next to me reading my column in today's Daily Telegraph. Do you think...
A) I poked him in the arm and said "that's me, that is!"
B) He looked across and said: "fantastic article, mate"
C) He turned the page having not made it to the end
Well the answer is none of the above. Bizarrely, I was rather embarrassed and proceeded to stick my head in Tony Benn's Diaries.