Sky News reporter: It's a wide ranging reshuffle, Sir Ming, what do you make of it?
Ming Campbell: I haven't really kept up with it. I've been travelling, you know.
Doesn't the old boy know how to use one of those portable telephonic instruments? Or maybe in an economy drive the LibDems have clamped down on mobile phone use. £2.4 million's a lot to pay back, you know.
Ming Campbell: "Winning Richmond was the icing on the cake - and the cherry."
What cake exactly? They made a net gain of one Council and a net gain of a measly 18 councillors. Cherry? it's hardly a wizened currant.