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Thank God it will be all over tomorrow. Lets hope we wake up on Friday with a Prime Minister, as opposed to a Prime Mentalist - and before that a Prime Narcissist.
Hi Fairbank007 - I can but try - one final parody but only lyrics, I'm afraid: -
We’ll drink a drink a drink To Gordie the Gink the Gink the Gink The wrecker of the British race For he invented Quantitative easing Most unveracious In every case
Hazel Blears Had CGT fears And it made her awful shy But she approved of Quantitative easing And then we all saw The chipmunk fly
Brother Tony Was exposed as a phony With his wars and dodgy deals So he fled from Quantitative easing And now he cruises On wings and wheels
(Chorus)
Dear old Mandy Thought he was rather a grandee So they put him in the Lords Where he helped with Quantitative easing While avoiding The common hordes
Alastair Darling Was hardly surprisingly snarling When his house flips did emerge And he watched over Quantitative easing As his eyebrows did converge
(Chorus)
Harriet Harman Was less than charmin’ When she became the deputy But she approved of Quantitative easing Hoping it would make men flee
Miliband senior Should have been sent to Slovenia When that banana he did wave But he connived in Quantitative easing What a sad way to behave
(Chorus)
Elvis Presley’s sad support act Enis Looked a bit of a p-p-p-p-***** When he slapped Mrs Duffy down Yes, he invented Quantitative easing There’s no mistaking That Gordon Brown
Down to Hades His soul descended All the voters they did cheer He took with him Quantitative easing “Don’t ever let them back up here!”
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This is simply brilliant. Very funny. Can any political blogger match this?
May 5th !!
Thank God it will be all over tomorrow. Lets hope we wake up on Friday with a Prime Minister, as opposed to a Prime Mentalist - and before that a Prime Narcissist.
At least that took my mind off the nightmare that come Friday Morning we have 5 more years of Brown.
AMAZING! Some rhymes I would never think of.
Hi Fairbank007 - I can but try - one final parody but only lyrics, I'm afraid: -
We’ll drink a drink a drink
To Gordie the Gink the Gink the Gink
The wrecker of the British race
For he invented
Quantitative easing
Most unveracious
In every case
Hazel Blears
Had CGT fears
And it made her awful shy
But she approved of
Quantitative easing
And then we all saw
The chipmunk fly
Brother Tony
Was exposed as a phony
With his wars and dodgy deals
So he fled from
Quantitative easing
And now he cruises
On wings and wheels
(Chorus)
Dear old Mandy
Thought he was rather a grandee
So they put him in the Lords
Where he helped with
Quantitative easing
While avoiding
The common hordes
Alastair Darling
Was hardly surprisingly snarling
When his house flips did emerge
And he watched over
Quantitative easing
As his eyebrows did converge
(Chorus)
Harriet Harman
Was less than charmin’
When she became the deputy
But she approved of
Quantitative easing
Hoping it would make men flee
Miliband senior
Should have been sent to Slovenia
When that banana he did wave
But he connived in
Quantitative easing
What a sad way to behave
(Chorus)
Elvis Presley’s sad support act Enis
Looked a bit of a p-p-p-p-*****
When he slapped Mrs Duffy down
Yes, he invented
Quantitative easing
There’s no mistaking
That Gordon Brown
Down to Hades
His soul descended
All the voters they did cheer
He took with him
Quantitative easing
“Don’t ever let them back up here!”
(Chorus)
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