I suspect the Orange Bookers will be seething. And I suspect it will not go down well with LibDem voters in southern constituencies either. If I were David Cameron tonight I'd think it was a good day's work done, without lifting a finger.
And talking of Dave, I must also share with you Ming's best joke in his 'keynote' speech. Be prepared to laugh out loud. No, really.
Come on Dave, it's time to come clean. Admit your guilty secret. "In your youth you were a Tory Boy and your heroes were Michael Howard, Norman Lamont and John Selwyn Gummer. With pin-ups like that, frankly, I'd want to keep my past private too.
My sides are aching.