This comment from Pemloq has inspired me to introduce a Comment of the Day feature on this blog... This was posted on the WHERE IS JOHN PRESCOTT? thread.
Pemloq said...
The DPM is amusing himself with the 72 virgins no longer required by the would be terrorists.
19 comments:
Sorry to be pedantic, but each Muslim 'martyr' would acquire 72 virgins - that is 72 each.
If they have arrested 21 individuals, Mr Pescott must therefore be amusing himself with 1512 virgins.
Err,
Nothing on Heathrow then...
1512 virgins
That must be some cobra he's got...
When he's finished with 'em they'll still be virgins!
Slightly blokey remark... but isn't it a well-known fact that a virgin isn't so hot in bed? And think how long it would take to train 72 virgins. Exhausting.
Pulsar,
That was also said of the birth of Jesus...
..think how long it would take to train 72 virgins...
It's going to be a tough project, but I volunteer purely in the interests of scientific research.
"a virgin isn't so hot in bed?"
That's what most of my girlfirends have told me.
As for the 15.12 virgins, by 20.22 they're usually stuck at Crewe.
Prescott is still not on TV...Why, he's supposed to be in charge.
If JP sings 'four and twenty virgins' three times, he reckons he must score at least once?
Anonymous 9.05 starts a great question!
How about finishing this verse from The Ball at Kirriemuir.(sic)
"Deputy Prescott he was there,
Sitting in one of his Jags......!
C'mon all you guys and gals - get moving... please...!
Whilst Prezza is re-living his youthful fantasies, he's not running the country. Good use of virgins and a blessing for everyone else.
I shudder to think about the age of the promised virgins. In the past few centuries, the only realisble supply came from the nunneries, and those virgins lived to a ripe old age very often. I keep having this vision of the jihadi, ending up like the Blues Brothers in front of Mother Superior, regretting their mission bitterly.
I've read that some Koranic exegesis suggests that one also gets 28 catamites in addition to the 72 houris, in order to round it up to a neat 100.
"Deputy Prescott he was there,
Sitting in one of his Jags.
One contained his lovely wife,
And one the bird he shags"
And more to the point, why hasn't Blair returned from his hols yet?
anonymous 3.18
Cos we don't need him!
... you know John theres nothing wrong with virgins what's er name pullin and us have got gallons of him in the larder and paulin likes the extra one with the longer stopper called Mussolini and pauline can't get a big stopper since we got married the Tories she tried to find a big stopper off them Tony is ok in barracuda and the tories couldn't find a big enough stopper to do what she wanted not even a big stopper to satisfy like that Norris bloke and what with the oil shrinkage there's no embrocation for her cat and her all her personal trainers say they can't touch the sides the carrot up the channel tunnel I can tell you paulines channel tunnel is chock full with all sorts of things... (phone) sorry Jock er sir anything HS no paulines not busy .................
sousbois said...
"Deputy Prescott he was there,
Sitting in one of his Jags.
One contained his lovely wife,
And one the bird he shags"
1:29 PM
"The roof rack had our Tony on, Blowing Mandelson".
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