Saturday, June 05, 2010
It's Official: I am an Oik
This apparently appeared in the papers yesterday. Depending on how many answers you answer 'yes' to, it will tell you if you are posh. If you score three or more, you're a posh git. Danny Finkelstein and Tim Montgomerie both scored 5.
I am afraid I have let the side down. I only scored 1.
I hate opera and ballet. I do not have a cleaner. I do not wear Hackett or Barbour. I have never ridden a horse or sailed and have no interest in doing so. I don't drink. I don't mention my school unless asked (Saffron Walden County High, since you asked). If I shop at a supermarket, it's Sainsbury's (which I try to do twice a year if I have to). I do not call dinner supper. But I'm afraid I do indulge in mwahing. I do not have an aga and I don't drink tea. Or coffee, since you ask. I have no idea what Prosecco is and care even less. And no, I don't like hummus. Or taramasalata. Or guacamole. I quite like salsa dip though.
So it's now official. I am an oik. You can take the boy out of Essex...