Friday, September 10, 2010

How Not to Make a Speech



This is the man from whom I learnt all my speechmaking skills. Ahem.

11 comments:

caw rock said...

I sort of guessed that...

Julia said...

I'm just waiting for "...and this is Cillit Bang"...

south said...

Ahhh, you can make a speech like that in the US and get a polite reception because the audience knows you are probably upholding your right to bear arms.

It might have been a nice punchy way for him to finish off by putting a couple of rounds through the ceiling, or perhaps not.

Matthew Henton said...

AND A MASTERS DEGREE IN COMMUNICATION

Lomax said...

I defy anyone not larf out loud at the "and a Masters Degree in Communication" bit! I did hahahaah.

Kevin Davis said...

Brilliant!!

Lee said...

"A Masters Degree in Communications"? That's scary...

Matt said...

Something wrong, here. What's the background? Why'd he melt down?

Dick the Prick said...

21 seconds and that's because me 'pute's in treacle. Oh, that was bad, that was really bad. Someone get him a cup of tea & a cake; oh, that was bad. (shuffles feet, looks to ground, err..someone have a word, eh?)

WV: grunin - an alternative, perhaps? Somebody shoot him! Put him out of his misery!

Roger said...

Please tell me the other guy was worse!

Peter Botting said...

brilliant!!