Hello I’m back again, more angry than before.
He's taking to blogging like a duck to water, isn't he? He continues...
It would be easy to dismiss this as the work of a bunch of wonkers.
Easy, but wrong. Fifty per cent of it was the work of a Liberal Democrat 'wonker'. He ends his piece of intellectual argument with this killer punchline.
Liverpool should tell him to get on his bike and go back to Oxford. With his butler following him in the car behind.
No, John. You've got the wrong Member for Witney. That would have been Cameron's predecessor, Shaun Woodward, now astonishingly a member of Gordon Brown's Cabinet. He really did have a butler. Probably still does.