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Monday, March 01, 2010
Has Gordon Given Up Already?
Spotted entering Downing Street this lunchtime. And there was me thinking this wouldn't happen until 7th May!
They're probably moving Gordon temporarily to premises large enough to accommodate him hurling staplers or keyboards with all his might down the length or breadth of the office, but without denting the walls.
Brown won't be leaving using a removals van, more an ambulance and in a straight jacket.
The rubbery squeal of his nail-less fingertips sliding across the glossy finish of No10 before the tailors complete their fitting will be heard in Whitehall.
And there was I thinking my mash up portraying Dave as the man who coulda been a contender but had to throw the fight like Brando in On The Waterfront might have been very prescient.
18 comments:
That's for Mr Darling!
Come, now Iain. It clearly says 'Office Relocation' on the lorry. This is the weekly order of desks, printers and mobile phones...
I think Sarah has ordered new curtains for the summer, Iain.... and some garden furniture.
Or is it our Darling!
They're probably moving Gordon temporarily to premises large enough to accommodate him hurling staplers or keyboards with all his might down the length or breadth of the office, but without denting the walls.
It's the small print disclaimer from Ashcroft's residency promise.
Brown won't be leaving using a removals van, more an ambulance and in a straight jacket.
The rubbery squeal of his nail-less fingertips sliding across the glossy finish of No10 before the tailors complete their fitting will be heard in Whitehall.
we'll know he's going when its a medical removals van, to take his consignments of straitjackets back up to bonnie Scotland......
It is actually a disguised mobile surgical unit. Brought in to patch up some of his staff.
My friend works for Harrow Green, I'm going to ring him and see if he will spill the beans.
In a change of policy, new Prime Minister Cameron will now allow people from Harrow into Number 10 as well as Eton.
Iain
That van is to start taking his collection of straitjackets back up the A1 to Scotland.
On Friday 7th May,Gordon Brown will be driven out of Downing St in a prison van with the blacked out windows along the side.
He will be driven off to Wormwood Scrubs to wait for his trial on charges of "completely ruining Great Britain".
Now what sentence does treason carry?
And there was I thinking my mash up portraying Dave as the man who coulda been a contender but had to throw the fight like Brando in On The Waterfront might have been very prescient.
The Condervative Contender
Collecting documents for incineration , methinks !
Jimmy
Could it be Swaraj Paul and Laksmi Mittal's combined contribution to the Bully?
Gordon the Bully has bullied Jimmy, D. Liberal et al. to give him a delivery! These do it enjoying the Bully's bullying!
"The Green Global Government Moves Into Downing Street".
so that's why taking photos of public buildings is illegal
well done that man, we will send you food parcels in gaol
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