Just received from the friend who came on holiday with us to Lake Como in the Summer. Er, thanks Jenny. Anyway, food for a caption competition, I thought. So, what would be in the dream bubble above my head? Any mention of Maidstone will be banned... :)
"...West Ham beat Man U 20-0, securing their place as victors of the Premier League for the tenth successive year..."
ReplyDeleteWhy, despite being on a boat on a lake or something, wearing a burqa colour-coordinated with my huge checked skirt, do I feel I should probably be somewhere else?
ReplyDeleteSo this is how Gordon Brown sees things.
ReplyDeleteWoes of West Ham forgotten and no Bob Piper in sight.
ReplyDelete"If only my site would download quicker I might be number 1 again".
ReplyDeleteWest Ham 6, Manchester United 0
ReplyDelete'bloody EU!'
ReplyDeleteComo toes.
ReplyDelete"I wonder if I can be a guest on the Lee Jasper show"
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" I must get one of those free early check ups that nice Gordon Brown promised, I wonder if his lat promise to deep clean the wards has been kept"
"Did I remember to press the publish button this morning?"
ReplyDelete"If only Gordon was here with me...I could drown him in the lake."
"To sleep, a chance to dream... about blogging."
With that shirt?
ReplyDelete"I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay..."
Why does my Siamese twin always get the window seat?
ReplyDelete"I don't care if it makes everyone else want to sit at the back of the boat, I LIKE this aftershave."
ReplyDeleteNot even Marcel Marceaux could manage this trick...
ReplyDeleteIf only Gerrard had hit the post in 2005...
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" Ah, a Conservative government with a landslide. What bliss, and.. Oh no, there is a squirrel on one of the Commons benches. It's a dream, oh no, oh no..." ;)
ReplyDelete"WHAT wonderful scenery?"
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ReplyDeleteOn the steps of Number 10, PM dale quoted from St Francis of Assisi:
"Where there is discord, may we bring harmony. Where there is error, may we bring truth. Where there is doubt, may we bring faith. And where there is despair, may we bring hope."
He wore a vivid aquamarine dress with matching handbag
Oh Gordo, Oh Gordo, Oh Gordo, Ooooooooooh ......
ReplyDeleteThinks -' So glad I wore me jimjams for this boat ride.'
ReplyDelete"...And welcome to [the real] Question Time [on a decent channel], on the panel today; Superstar Blogger Iain Dale,..."
ReplyDeleteMemo to self: must work out how to get the exposuyre right on this new camera
ReplyDeleteSorry, I can't come up with a suitable caption. All I feel, sitting in my office looking out over grey London, is a deep, deep sense of jealousy....
ReplyDelete"Who the hell stuck this back-pack to my head ?"
ReplyDeleteSAGA tours brings out the excitement of life!
ReplyDelete"In his later years Iain found the thrill of cruising was not what it was in his youth"
ReplyDelete"Iain contemplates the future of 18 Doughty Street"
Do I win a special prize for naming the boat you were on... I reckon it's the 'A. Manzoni' and you've just passed Bellagio.
"...show me the way to go home......"
ReplyDeleteWhy the need for a caption? I just thought you were practicising for being in the House of Commons, after the Conservative Party finally come to their senses.
ReplyDeleteWell, I've just turned on my computer and see that none of us was - uh - inspired. Let's face it, we weren't even mildly amusing. It's all Iain's fault for giving us a boring project.
ReplyDelete[12:24] - Re your grey skies. Well, we've got another day of vivid sunshine and brilliant blue skies and guess what. It gets old. I personally like the subtlety of grey.
"... and the new President of the United States is Ron Paul! Yay! Go Libertarians!"
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"We must do a photo caption competition in The Politico every month..."
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"Oh look, Gordon Brown tied to a chair. And in this sound-proofed, windowless room. And I have a baseball bat in my hand. What is going on... Oh, I know..." THWACK! KAPOW! ZAM! BLAMMO!
DK
“Oh I must be dreaming. Gordon Brown’s personal credibility destroyed. David Cameron and the Conservatives ahead in the polls. Menzies Campbell toast. Vince Cable lauded. Hillary Clinton defeated at Iowa. Is that a flying pig or is it an oracle?”
ReplyDeleteDear reader it was the latter and who would have thought it last summer (when this photo was take).
Gordon's scintillating speech claims another victim.
ReplyDeleteBrum, brum, brrruuummm - Dale drives his new Audi into Man U's box - what's this? Dale has stuck his leg out of the drivers window - he shoots -he scores! 1-0 to West Ham. Hold on, he's just reversed over the Ref - and the crowd go wild!!
ReplyDeleteHaving a nightmare that Hillary beat Obama in New Hampshire. Gotta lay off the cheese fondue.
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