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Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Hasn't Dave got better things to do?
Thanks to Dave Hill for pointing me towards this story.
Drinking this substance can cause you to clear up rubbish that isn't there,seek out empty train carriages and even remove graffiti that doesn't exist. You have been warned!
Anonymous 7:51 noted that drinking urine can the delusion that a freshly painted wall is plastered with grafitti and cause the deluded person to don a brand new pair of work gloves and hold a brand new paint brush up to the wall while smiling at the camera.
It can also cause posing at pretending to sweep up rubbish which has been artfully strewn in a little pile around one's ankles.
Dave Camera also posed taking up a lordly three seats on a very clean train carriage, relaxed and reading a novel, probably upside down.
I would like Dave Camera to stay inside, preferably in a locked room, for, oh, around the next six months.
Has this story got anything to do with the one below it?
ReplyDeleteAn easy mistake to make if you go to bed pissed, get caught short, and wake up forgetful and thirsty.
ReplyDeleteNo, you have not missed anything, infact you have added an extra o in Cameron...
ReplyDeleteI did actually read that as Cameron. I thought he had completely lost for a few moments
ReplyDeleteIt's the Cameroons his supporters which does the trick on the eyes at first sight.
ReplyDeleteJust another axident I suppose.
ReplyDeleteDrinking this substance can cause you to clear up rubbish that isn't there,seek out empty train carriages and even remove graffiti that doesn't exist.
ReplyDeleteYou have been warned!
You're just taking the piss now mate!
ReplyDeleteI love the fact that this is directly below a story about urine drinkers...
ReplyDeleteRS
So, what's David Cameron's position on recycling?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous 7:51 noted that drinking urine can the delusion that a freshly painted wall is plastered with grafitti and cause the deluded person to don a brand new pair of work gloves and hold a brand new paint brush up to the wall while smiling at the camera.
ReplyDeleteIt can also cause posing at pretending to sweep up rubbish which has been artfully strewn in a little pile around one's ankles.
Dave Camera also posed taking up a lordly three seats on a very clean train carriage, relaxed and reading a novel, probably upside down.
I would like Dave Camera to stay inside, preferably in a locked room, for, oh, around the next six months.
Raincoaster asks: "So, what's David Cameron's position on recycling?"
ReplyDeleteSupine. Agrees with everything.