Tuesday, May 09, 2006

EXCLUSIVE: John Prescott's Giant Sausage

Was he making a point? John Prescott was spotted 15 minutes ago in the House of Commons members' cafeteria, along with his faithful PPS Paul Clarke, tucking into a fat busting All Day Breakfast which included a huge, gigantic, mesmerising pork sausage. So forget the cocktail sausage, Prezza can now boast of having a giant saveloy. This time though, it was him that was eating it. Yeeeuch. There's something deeply psychological about all this. My Conservative MP informant couldn't decide if it was a case of sausage envy or another kind of envy. You decide.

4 comments:

  1. Austin Mitchell was on Newsnight yesterday SUPPORTING Prescott! He was droning on about how important it was to have a working class presence in the cabinet which may be the case but still..

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  2. Definately penis envy methinks.

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  3. How long was your informant in the Parliamentary toilets when the symbology of it all hit him/her?
    At least Prezza can boast about having a fat food bill...

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  4. Cameron, my friend, you are confusing Labour Lefties with Marxists. Marxists have traditionally been just a tad more robust. A Marxist would remove his testicles with an ice-pick...

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