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Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Condi Rice Meets New Colleague at UN
US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice meets the new
Moldovan Minister for Tractor Production in New York today.
Condi's legs may well be the finest in Western government. That is a very short skirt, well set off by her co-conversationalist. Marvellous erotic photo. Thanks.
Orange trouser suit of Comrade Beckett is sign of respect to workers of First People's Collective Tractor Factory in Spinsk.
Only last year heroic workers builded ten thousand three hundred and sixty two tractors with bare hands! Six more than target set by Dear Leader. For this they awarded Orange Overall of Superior Productivity and postcard from Dear Leader himself.
Comrade Beckett pays great honour to heroic workers of First People's Collective Tractor Factory and wisdom of Dear Leader by wearing such trouser suit.
For lack of party knowledge and slander of heroic workers of Moldova, please be preparing for visit from People's Police. Pack only one peice of hand luggage and inform People's Milkman you will be away from home for indefinate period. Please remember to switch off gas.
Grigor Pontivsky Political Commissar, People's Police
True story - my aged aunt who was the world's worst driver cut up a lorry. At the next red light the lorry driver leaned out of his cab and (verbally) abused my aunt. He finished his tirade with "you f**king old whore!". To which my aunt spluttered indignantly "Old? Me Old??"
It's not a case of Mrs. Beckett not being a "babe", it's a case of her representing the UK whilst dressed as a sofa.
The Queen is a lot older than Mrs. Beckett, but always looks well-dressed on official occasions.
Incidently, I have the same complaint about John Prescott, who seems to think that purchasing a suit that actually fits him is beneath his socialist principles or something.
You quip about Darkness at Noon so easily. Can this be interpreted as criticism of healthy clouds of smoke coming from First People's Collective Tractor Factory?
Are you not aware that Dear Leader has assured us thse clouds protect us from dangerous UV rays that beat upon honest comrades thanks to dangerous environmental practices of Capitalist Yankee Pig Bush?
I am begining to suspect you are agent of Bush. Working in league to cause much cancer and ugly facial growths to freedom loving Moldovians.
US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice meets the new
Cruel... but accurate!
ReplyDeleteCondi's legs may well be the finest in Western government. That is a very short skirt, well set off by her co-conversationalist. Marvellous erotic photo. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteAn orange trouser suit? Oy vey. The mono photo I saw earlier one was scary enough.
ReplyDeleteWhat does she wear when's she's slumming it? Puce? Barbie pink?
Makes me proud to be British.
ReplyDeleteTalent, style, gravitas... all rolled into one.
Citizen Croydonian,
ReplyDeleteOrange trouser suit of Comrade Beckett is sign of respect to workers of First People's Collective Tractor Factory in Spinsk.
Only last year heroic workers builded ten thousand three hundred and sixty two tractors with bare hands! Six more than target set by Dear Leader. For this they awarded Orange Overall of Superior Productivity and postcard from Dear Leader himself.
Comrade Beckett pays great honour to heroic workers of First People's Collective Tractor Factory and wisdom of Dear Leader by wearing such trouser suit.
For lack of party knowledge and slander of heroic workers of Moldova, please be preparing for visit from People's Police. Pack only one peice of hand luggage and inform People's Milkman you will be away from home for indefinate period. Please remember to switch off gas.
Grigor Pontivsky
Political Commissar, People's Police
I'm just relieved that Margaret Becket wasn't showing showing off her legs.
ReplyDeleteNow that's just a nasty outfit. Jack Straw many not have had the world's greatest fashion sense, but orange?
ReplyDeleteProbably goes with the decor of her caravan ...
I presume our Foreign Secretary already has a shopping trolley and some filthy rags to match her dreadful hairstyle and Oxfam-reject suit?
ReplyDeleteBeauty and the Bovine!
ReplyDeleteSilk purse......
ReplyDeleteBarbara - an entirely fair point, but I bet MB wouldn't like being called old.
ReplyDeleteComrade Pontivsky - Darkness at Noon here I come....
croydonian
ReplyDelete"I bet MB wouldn't like being called old"
True story - my aged aunt who was the world's worst driver cut up a lorry. At the next red light the lorry driver leaned out of his cab and (verbally) abused my aunt. He finished his tirade with "you f**king old whore!". To which my aunt spluttered indignantly "Old? Me Old??"
So I reckon you're correct.
Dear old Margaret Beckett, she's such a toad faced frump. I feel very embarrassed that she is representing British interests abroad.
ReplyDeleteI’m surprised Condi isn’t wearing sun glasses! How awful.
It's not a case of Mrs. Beckett not being a "babe", it's a case of her representing the UK whilst dressed as a sofa.
ReplyDeleteThe Queen is a lot older than Mrs. Beckett, but always looks well-dressed on official occasions.
Incidently, I have the same complaint about John Prescott, who seems to think that purchasing a suit that actually fits him is beneath his socialist principles or something.
This is an unfair comparison.
ReplyDeleteCondi Rice is black, and the extra melanin in her skin means that she won't wrinkle quite as easily.
Also, Beckett is about 10/15 years older.
Citizen Croydonian,
ReplyDeleteYou quip about Darkness at Noon so easily. Can this be interpreted as criticism of healthy clouds of smoke coming from First People's Collective Tractor Factory?
Are you not aware that Dear Leader has assured us thse clouds protect us from dangerous UV rays that beat upon honest comrades thanks to dangerous environmental practices of Capitalist Yankee Pig Bush?
I am begining to suspect you are agent of Bush. Working in league to cause much cancer and ugly facial growths to freedom loving Moldovians.
Grigor Pontivsky
Well said, Barbara Worth!
ReplyDeleteWhatever I think of Ms Beckett, she is being unfairly judged by her appearance.
"I'm sure Condi also works much harder on skin care, exercise, etc."
Indeed she does; check out NBC's special, "Talking Fitness with Condi Rice".