1. LibDem HQ in Cowley Street replaced by giant fire hydrant2. Abolition of Pets Means Prizes
3. Capital Punishment restored for Dale Winton
4. Doggy door at the front of Number Ten
5. Dog biscuits on the NHS
6. Compulsory sterilisation for cats
7. Life sentences for tail dockers
8. Battersea Dogs' Home to replace Chequers as PM's country residence (Gio was born there!)
9. First Lady to be renamed First Bitch
10. PM to have mandatory right to shag the legs of all fellow Cabinet Ministers
2 comments:
Oh, Gio's so sweet! Very naughty about the cats though - what would Auntie Juliet say!
I thought number nine happened when Blair came to power.
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