Lou: "So here's your ballot paper... you've got four choices. Now, which one are you going to vote for?"Andy: "That one!" [points to Simon Hughes's name]
L: "Simon Hughes. Now are you sure?"
A: "Yeah."
L: "But you said he was a lefty, sandal-wearing sanctimonious do-gooder who would project the Party into decades of oblivion. You said John Hemming was the man who could appeal to the public."
A: "Yeah I know."
L: "So who do you want to vote for?"
A: "That one!" [points to Hughes again]
L: "All right then." [marks X against Hughes. Wheels Andy out of the ballot box to another general election defeat]
A: "I want Mark Oaten!"
Hat-tip to The Apollo Project who did a similar take on the Tory leadership contest in October
4 comments:
Genius. My vote for blog of the year.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I want that one.
And we still want Liam Fox.
This is the sincerest piece of flattery we have ever seen.
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