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Bitty!
Gwon gwon gwon gwon gwon gwon gwon go on vote for me.
Can we not get ones with velcrow rather than safety pins!
"Yes Gordon, we are having jelly fo afters"
Sarah Brown misplaces her Nokia.
More baked beans mummy, more baked beans..
Christ!Is that from the new series of V?
"when i said we have to get a grip on Balls i meant Ed.....!"
Darling still thinks he’ll be Chancellor if we win, ha!!
"Sarah tried to stifle a smile as Gordon discovered the safety pin that she had glued to the chair..."
"Gordon, shut the f*ck up. It wasn't even funny the first time."
"I should laugh and smile more you say?"..."Like this?"...Sarah?...SARAH! medic!
care in the community worker loses control of patient........
But nurse, I love being Prime Minister. Please let me be it again.
Gordon explains that the next mailing will be to the recently bereaved, informing them of Tory plans to sell corpses to big business.
Ruprecht can go to the toilet
Yes Gordon, the Tories are still wheeling out Osborne despite knowing he's a vote loser.
No you heard me right Gordon, Tony has got lost in the Serengeti
Pull my finger Sarah, I dare you, pull my finger!!
Sarah, as one retard to another, why do we procreate? Surely, the socialist dogma of eugenics says we should never have children.
Come on gordon time for your pills
......nearly there.
Gormless discovers where Sarah secreted her Rampant Rabbit!
"The Nokia bounced off the wall but then where did it go?"
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D'you know, Gordie, I think we might just hold on in Gillingham
"Gordon it's true, I have been having affair with Nick Clegg I am one of the thirty".
Sarah, Sarah, I've just shot myself in the foot!
You are all missing it. Mr Dale really is rather naughty!
Ruprecht. Calm down, do you want me to get the genital cuff again.
No Gordon, you still don't look sincere. Try again *sigh*
"Ok Sarah, just let go and I'll do what you want"
Every day in every way, I'm getting better and better
Oh Peter ....stop it
GB to aide:[*FX* laughter]She thinks the tories are a party she can afford...
"Sarah, Sarah....Ed just pwomised that we're gonna win with a majority of squillions'
I used to be Prime Minister of the World you know
Gordon. how many times have I told you not to let the rubber pants get in a twist
Gordon, John Prescott's just called, He wants to know if there's any chance you could get him a peerage.
Maybe he saw her feet? They're minging.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1265190/Election-2010-Sarah-Brown-exposes-unsightly-toes-visit-Neasden-Temple.html
The new gibbon at Monkeyworld has given birth, scientists report.
Bitty!
ReplyDeleteGwon gwon gwon gwon gwon gwon gwon go on vote for me.
ReplyDeleteCan we not get ones with velcrow rather than safety pins!
ReplyDelete"Yes Gordon, we are having jelly fo afters"
ReplyDeleteSarah Brown misplaces her Nokia.
ReplyDeleteMore baked beans mummy, more baked beans..
ReplyDeleteChrist!
ReplyDeleteIs that from the new series of V?
"when i said we have to get a grip on Balls i meant Ed.....!"
ReplyDeleteDarling still thinks he’ll be Chancellor if we win, ha!!
ReplyDelete"Sarah tried to stifle a smile as Gordon discovered the safety pin that she had glued to the chair..."
ReplyDelete"Gordon, shut the f*ck up. It wasn't even funny the first time."
ReplyDelete"I should laugh and smile more you say?"..."Like this?"
ReplyDelete...Sarah?...SARAH! medic!
care in the community worker loses control of patient........
ReplyDeleteBut nurse, I love being Prime Minister. Please let me be it again.
ReplyDeleteBut nurse, I love being Prime Minister. Please let me be it again.
ReplyDeleteGordon explains that the next mailing will be to the recently bereaved, informing them of Tory plans to sell corpses to big business.
ReplyDeleteRuprecht can go to the toilet
ReplyDeleteYes Gordon, the Tories are still wheeling out Osborne despite knowing he's a vote loser.
ReplyDeleteNo you heard me right Gordon, Tony has got lost in the Serengeti
ReplyDeletePull my finger Sarah, I dare you, pull my finger!!
ReplyDeleteSarah, as one retard to another, why do we procreate? Surely, the socialist dogma of eugenics says we should never have children.
ReplyDeleteCome on gordon time for your pills
ReplyDelete......nearly there.
ReplyDeleteGormless discovers where Sarah secreted her Rampant Rabbit!
ReplyDelete"The Nokia bounced off the wall but then where did it go?"
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ReplyDeleteD'you know, Gordie, I think we might just hold on in Gillingham
ReplyDelete"Gordon it's true, I have been having affair with Nick Clegg I am one of the thirty".
ReplyDeleteSarah, Sarah, I've just shot myself in the foot!
ReplyDeleteYou are all missing it. Mr Dale really is rather naughty!
ReplyDeleteRuprecht. Calm down, do you want me to get the genital cuff again.
ReplyDeleteNo Gordon, you still don't look sincere. Try again *sigh*
ReplyDelete"Ok Sarah, just let go and I'll do what you want"
ReplyDeleteEvery day in every way, I'm getting better and better
ReplyDeleteOh Peter ....stop it
ReplyDeleteGB to aide:
ReplyDelete[*FX* laughter]
She thinks the tories are a party she can afford...
"Sarah, Sarah....Ed just pwomised that we're gonna win with a majority of squillions'
ReplyDeleteI used to be Prime Minister of the World you know
ReplyDeleteI used to be Prime Minister of the World you know
ReplyDeleteGordon. how many times have I told you not to let the rubber pants get in a twist
ReplyDeleteGordon, John Prescott's just called, He wants to know if there's any chance you could get him a peerage.
ReplyDeleteMaybe he saw her feet? They're minging.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1265190/Election-2010-Sarah-Brown-exposes-unsightly-toes-visit-Neasden-Temple.html
The new gibbon at Monkeyworld has given birth, scientists report.
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