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Anne Widdy was kung fu fighting...her cats were fast as lightning in fact it was a little bit frightening her sequins pinged from her elastic bindings....
I ache for the touch of your lips, dear, But much more for the touch of your whips, dear. You can raise welts Like nobody else, As we dance to the masochism tango.
Say our love be a flame, not an ember, Say it's me that you want to dismember. Blacken my eye, Set fire to my tie, As we dance to the masochism tango.
Trinity in Matrix LXII
ReplyDeleteSomeone had better tell Jack Black he has a rival.
ReplyDeleteGovernment cut backs on the provision of floors in new buildings will not deter this gal...
ReplyDeleteThere's something of the Knight about me.
ReplyDelete[And... for West Ham supporters...
http://fxbites.blogspot.com/2010/10/godfather-makes-offer-he-cant-refuse.html]
Is that Jimmy Saville..?
ReplyDeleteCrouching Hippo Hidden Elephant
ReplyDeleteDo you think I could get the part of Tinkerbell in the Christmas Panto?
ReplyDeleteI don't feel like dancing when the old johanna plays
ReplyDeleteMy heart could take a chance but my two feet can't find a way
Testing begins on the Harrier Jump Replacement
ReplyDeleteAnd lo, a heavenly throng descended from on high...
ReplyDeleteWho needs Trident?
ReplyDeleteEnter the Dragon!
ReplyDeleteAnne Widdy was kung fu fighting...her cats were fast as lightning
ReplyDeletein fact it was a little bit frightening
her sequins pinged from her elastic bindings....
Flying Ninja Widders
ReplyDeleteCamel Toe the musical..... starring anybody who'll help out
ReplyDeleteWiddecombe takes things hiiiiggggghhheeeerrrr yeeeeeaaaahhhhh.
ReplyDeleteNatural Law Party unveils shock defector.
ReplyDeleteTo raise the tone:
ReplyDelete"You have freedom when you're easy in your harness"
(Robert Frost 1874-1963)
Elf and safeties idea of how an ageing Barbie doll should learn pole dancing.
ReplyDeleteMaritime disaster averted. Danger to shipping winched clear.
ReplyDeleteHats off to Tom Lehrer: -
ReplyDeleteI ache for the touch of your lips, dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the masochism tango.
Say our love be a flame, not an ember,
Say it's me that you want to dismember.
Blacken my eye,
Set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the masochism tango.
Retired MPs forced to work as pole dancers 'gutted' as pole quango axed
ReplyDeleteFaith tested as Widders finds there is something in this Yogic Flying
ReplyDeleteShe used to make speeches to empty halls until she discovered Cleggasm.
ReplyDeleteThis new truss pinches a bit!
ReplyDeleteDue to spending cuts, pensioners are being encouraged to parajump to their hospital appointments.
ReplyDeleteDanny Alexander has pronounced the measure to be "firm but fair".