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No wheelie bin ever made is big enough to take that lump, his head alone would fill it.
But suppose you did squeeze this grisle heap into one, why stop there...to do the job you would need to take the whole ensemble to your nearest incinerating plant.
Well, at least it wasn't a black plastic bag, as per the hapless MI6 operative, 'on loan' from the listening department. Sounds like a script from Spooks that went astray, but too horribly real.
Bin Your Balls
ReplyDeleteNo wheelie bin ever made is big enough to take that lump, his head alone would fill it.
But suppose you did squeeze this grisle heap into one, why stop there...to do the job you would need to take the whole ensemble to your nearest incinerating plant.
If only it were true and Balls was found in his own "mess" like poor Lola the cat
ReplyDeleteI wish they'd hurry up and make him Labour leader already. It's getting dull waiting for Labour to destroy itself.
ReplyDeleteI fear "hilarious" spoofs about people putting things in bins could become the new Downfall videos.
ReplyDeleteTom Harris has been at it too.
Well, at least it wasn't a black plastic bag, as per the hapless MI6 operative, 'on loan' from the listening department. Sounds like a script from Spooks that went astray, but too horribly real.
ReplyDeleteI hope they left him there. Isn't it every other Thursday that we have to put our crap politician bins out?
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