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Gord on camera: Should be accompanied by a picture of a load of druggies on a really run-down council estate whilst the Prime Mentalist proclaims he has "saved the world" and "helped out hard-working families", doing that uncomfortable smile of his.
Gord off camera: Should be accompanied by pictures of broken printers, smashed up mobile phones, a secretary on the floor whilst the Prime Mentalist bashes a keyboard senselessly and a senior government adviser with a black eye.
Hattip Tory Rascal
Gord on camera
ReplyDeletestupid incompetent twat
Gord off camera
stupid incompetent bullying twat
Brilliant - should be the official Tory response ON posters all over the country.
ReplyDeleteThere are so many similar Brown ons/offs, I think they have givenus our campaign.
Alan Douglas
Gord on camera, "British Jobs for British workers."
ReplyDeleteGord off camera, follows up slogan by giving 1.3 million NI Cards to foreign workers ...
(this must be true since even The Telegraph admitted it 2 days ago)
Gord on camera: Should be accompanied by a picture of a load of druggies on a really run-down council estate whilst the Prime Mentalist proclaims he has "saved the world" and "helped out hard-working families", doing that uncomfortable smile of his.
ReplyDeleteGord off camera: Should be accompanied by pictures of broken printers, smashed up mobile phones, a secretary on the floor whilst the Prime Mentalist bashes a keyboard senselessly and a senior government adviser with a black eye.
He's right, you know.
ReplyDeleteHe abolished waves, but replaced them with tsunamis.
It was a pun. Cameron/Camera-On?
ReplyDeleteNo?
Never mind. Carry on.
"Brilliant"
Really? Obviously I'm biased, but really?
Here is my version.....
ReplyDelete"Jimmy said...
ReplyDeleteIt was a pun. Cameron/Camera-On?
No?
Never mind. Carry on.
"Brilliant"
Really? Obviously I'm biased, but really?"
So was Gord On / Gordon
No?
Never mind. Carry on.
A few from my blog
ReplyDeleteGord on camera: “We will never return to the old boom and bust.”
Gord off camera: "I actually said no more Tory boom and bust."
Gord on camera: “British Jobs for British workers.”
Gord off camera: "1.3m NI numbers for foreigner workers"