Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Caption Competition: Gerry Adams



Spray tan. £15
Union Jack bag and matching top. £45
Getting your picture taken with Gerry Adams dressed like that.

Priceless.

And for everything else...

Feel free to come up with your own captions.

24 comments:

  1. New flag for united Ireland unvailed

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  2. ULSTER SAYS N...What the f*ck.

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  3. Tories unveil highest profile defector yet.

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  4. “Did you pack that bag yourself, Sir?”

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  5. At the end of a long hard day,
    When you've worked hard, and when you've earned your pint, when you've forgotten the lives of God's children you've killed, and when the thought of the people you've maimed doesn't bother you anymore,

    There's always Malaga.

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  6. Louis Walsh introduces his new "boyband"

    Gerry, Degsy and Bert...

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  7. They were posing with Louis Walsh on the left of the photo - they had no idea the bearded bloke was Gerry Adams.

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  8. Dear Mum

    Guess who Jim and Dad and me saw at the airport. James Galway !

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  9. “For some time now I have felt out of tune with the views and policies of Sinn Fein. My politics are very much in line with wanting a stronger Northern Ireland within a successful United Kingdom. I believe that the Conservative and Unionist New Force in the Northern Ireland Assembly, led by Reg Empty, reflects my beliefs. I am also attracted by the caring Conservatism and policies for change put forward by David Cameron and the Conservative Party at Westminster. I very much look forward to playing an important role in the shadow team at Stormont and to helping to shape the policies for the Assembly elections in 2011.”

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  10. This is possibly one of the greatest photos I've seen all year.

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  11. The Flag of Ireland

    http://www.hurryupharry.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/adams2.jpg

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  12. "Why, how did you destroy Manchester city centre, Gerry?"

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  13. No surrender to the IRA, SCUM SCUM SCUM!

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  14. Ricky Tomlinson and friends model the latest Aldi menswear collection

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  15. Just when you leave your Uzi at home look what you find.

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  16. Happy Birthday Gerry, there you go, the Queen herself has packed yer first pension...

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  17. I have always stated the only way to fly is to fly with a Terrorist on the next seat and a Bomb in your own luggage.

    One you can keep an eye on the terrorist and the other is the chances of two bombs being on the flight are even more than winning the Euro lottery draw or Brown winning an election if he ever participates in a fair one.

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  18. Exactly who, in the name of decency, would even wish to be seen in the same frame as that murderer.People may find it ironic or humorous; ask Margaret Tebbit just how hilarious this is. Or any family facing another desolate Christmas as a direct result of IRA atrocities. Adams is a killer and a pariah.

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  19. Indescribably disgusting.

    When the Rcording Angel gets him, it (as It is Genderless) will have to put sand on its digits to prevent him slipping through.

    And when Lucifer is sent the Adams shade, he will shove it outside with its own brazier, sack of coke and a bellows, and project it into the unlimited and unmeasurable Void.

    Where it belongs.

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  20. Man lobbies MLA for support in suing ginger wig maker

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  21. B' J---s , these tooth whitener sponsorships are but a minor distraction! Rebuilding trust starts beyond gob!

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  22. Look, they are with me, what do ya mean you need to search the bag?

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