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Friday, December 12, 2008
Friday Caption Competition
Oops, meant to time this for tomorrow morning but pressed the wrong button...
So this is what happened.Gordon first extended his finger like this..Then I clearly heard him say "mmm Lunchtime in the nosebag" Then he put his finger into his..
Nigel 'Brown Baiter' Evans gets a rollocking from Dale over top secret memo revealing Brown really did have it off with Mandy! "Leave it for the election", says Dale.
Iain: Are you one of those Labour trolls who keep coming onto my site being silly, talking rubbish & generally spending loads of time on my blog because Labour sites are SO OUT OF TOUCH?
Strange man: No, but I've seen ALL those Labour trolls posting on your site & I think they are sad little people who know they are beat at the next election & so are trying to run down each Tory surporting blogger one by one.
Iain: Going to be fun messing with those Labour trolls ;o)
Nigel Evans: NO I will not pull your finger...
ReplyDeleteIt rather depends on one knowing who Nigel Evans is. I didn't. He looks like a floor manager at Comet.
ReplyDeleteLook Evans, it was offside - got it?
ReplyDeletePS - Nadine outnumbered 4:1 or 5:1 if include Dimblebore - quelle surprise. Think it's in Birkenheeed so thought Franky would be there but.....
Dale subtlety indicated to the undercover anti-terror police who had been leaking state secrets to him.
ReplyDeleteSo this is what happened.Gordon first extended his finger like this..Then I clearly heard him say "mmm Lunchtime in the nosebag" Then he put his finger into his..
ReplyDeleteIain: "See this finger"!
ReplyDelete"It's going to mess up the Friday caption competition"!
Strange man: !
New party left/right split over Hokey Cokey.
ReplyDelete"I warned you about those fancy dress parties."
ReplyDeleteDale: No Nigel, I am a bigger queen than you!
ReplyDeleteNigel Evans MP: What is occurring?
ReplyDeleteYou've done the Friday caption competition on Thursday you mentalist!
Iain Dale TP: Look here Nigel, You've heard of 'Air Guitar' right?
Nigel Evans MP: Yeah, why?
Iain Dale TP: Well this is an 'Air Gun', as it were. I is in an 'Air Gang' now innit! Bang Bang
Nigel Evans MP: This caption competition entry isn't going very well is it?
Iain Dale TP: Oh I dunno, that was quite good.
Nigel Evans MP: I guess he should press the 'Publish Your Comment' button now.
Iain Dale TP: Yep, Oh and the WV is 'Exporro', sounds like a cheap brand of beer.
Nigel Evans: Indeed it does, OK press that button NOW!
Nigel 'Brown Baiter' Evans gets a rollocking from Dale over top secret memo revealing Brown really did have it off with Mandy! "Leave it for the election", says Dale.
ReplyDeletespeak to the hand
ReplyDelete"With this finger I can control 731 completely mindless Daily Mail zombies on my blog".
ReplyDeleteNigel: don't point your finger at me, at least i know what day of the week it is!
ReplyDelete"Next time Nigel, wear a decent tie"
ReplyDeleteIs that the Grim Reaper in a red cloak in the background?
ReplyDelete"hmm finger leaking good...."
Man 1
ReplyDelete"Look at my finger"
Man 2 (for it is he!)
"No!"
Can I have the prize now please?
"You're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty boy!"
ReplyDelete"you can come into the club this time sunshine but if there is any more trouble you're banned for life, goddit?"
ReplyDeleteA finger of fudge is just enough................
ReplyDeleteIdiot MP: And which finger did you use oh mighty blogging expert to press the wrong button this time?
ReplyDeleteIdiot Blogger: Why, as usual it was this one oh mighty back bench nobody.
"Go on, just smell it."
ReplyDeleteArise, Lord Nobody Has Ever Heard of You.
ReplyDeleteNigel: Sorry, Iain. I just can't quite see your point.
ReplyDeleteID: Well, look down then!
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ReplyDeleteDale: “Your face on a t-shirt?? That’s nothing! I’m so egotistical I use a picture of myself for my own caption competitions!”
ReplyDeleteIain: Are you one of those Labour trolls who keep coming onto my site being silly, talking rubbish & generally spending loads of time on my blog because Labour sites are SO OUT OF TOUCH?
ReplyDeleteStrange man: No, but I've seen ALL those Labour trolls posting on your site & I think they are sad little people who know they are beat at the next election & so are trying to run down each Tory surporting blogger one by one.
Iain: Going to be fun messing with those Labour trolls ;o)