I am indebted to the FT Westminster blog for this photo from today's football match between the media and Labour. I'm not sure who is administering to Mr Balls, but I do hope he was wearing protection. UPDATE: It's the FT's George Parker...Any captions to entertain us with?
Painfull - balls caught in the off-side trap.
ReplyDeleteHard to do so on a blog where, if we name the act seemingly taking place, we will have our comments deleted.
ReplyDeleteI said give us an election! not an erec.....
ReplyDeleteJim Henson workshop revels new creation.
ReplyDeletePlayer on right: "I'll ****** you, you ******* ****!"
ReplyDelete*****: ****! Mind my ******* ****, you ****!
'Balls in the cabinet'
ReplyDelete...hurt me,alan,hurt me!
ReplyDeleteViz comic has a feature for pictures like this one.
ReplyDeleteHang on a moment, you're not Gordon!
ReplyDeleteShould a Labour Minister advertise the National Grid PLC?
ReplyDeleteRound may object but I don't.
ReplyDeleteOther player: Will you please get your arse out of my pocket?
ReplyDeleteBalls: Believe me, we're trying!
That's the way Dwaine, when I'm PM next month, I'll make sure that you get to shag the wife, I've got my sight set on that scamp Bradshaw...
ReplyDeleteThe MP formerly known as Ed Balls.
ReplyDeleteIain;
ReplyDeleteAs you are a homosexual yourself I am amazed that you find this sort of innuendo (no pun intended) ridden rubbish funny.
One of your other posters mentions Viz,about the level of this humour.
If they had posted a pic of you in such a scenario you would have been screaming homophobia.
You may not, as Tim Ireland proclaims, be a hypocrite over dodgy polls;but you are in many,many other areas.
This is one.
Pathetic.And also Freudian.
Ed prepares to take a long one up field.
ReplyDeleteNo pain, no gain - GO GREEN.
ReplyDeleteNo mate, what it shows is that some of have got a sense of humour and you have lost yours.
ReplyDeleteNo "m8" I have a sense of humour & I know how you would react, disguise it how you will, if someone had done that to you.
ReplyDeleteYou would be screaming homophobia.It's an amusing picture, true, but all the more ironic for appearing on a blog belonging to a supposed gay trailblazer for the Tories.
Shame you were SECOND after Derek Laud.
He may huff'n'puff for all he's worth, but the property market collapsed, and indeed the global financial system before he even took the in-breath.
ReplyDeleteOh so Nero who played fiddle while Rome burned. Balls plays with the education system to reduce it again to the lowest common factor and then plays footie while the economy sinks to the lowest we've known. Own goal every time.
Well, we all know what we mean when we say something is "balls". Consigned to the wheelie bin asap, if the lovely local councils will allow us to bin such a travesty...
If you and I both agree that it is an amusing picture then all you want to do is pick a fight. Grow up.
ReplyDeleteAnon 8:19
ReplyDeleteGet a life
Iain:
Now, you testicular toe-rag, you know what it feels like for the rest of the country
Ed Balls and Andrew Roberts getting on well.
ReplyDeleteShame you were SECOND after Derek Laud
ReplyDeleteIt's considered polite for the man to come second. [sup]*[/sup]
Caption:
Ed takes it all the way up to the Balls.
[sup]*[/sup] Not sure how that works in Mr Dale's household! ;o)
Can't you wait till I drop the soap?
ReplyDelete'One in the balls' ....seems rather apposite
ReplyDelete"When thev missus introduced HIPS I had no idea that it would come to this."
ReplyDeleteHas Parker been to the clinic yet? Someone ought to tell him to get down there a bit sharpish. This is not simply an ointment job.
ReplyDelete"Hard to do so on a blog where, if we name the act seemingly taking place, we will have our comments deleted."
ReplyDeleteSo we're supposed to be ashamed of the word but proud of the deed. What logic.
He's the only one in the picture wearing shin-guards for prtoection
ReplyDeleteJim
Crikey, You have gone from George Michael Taking crack in a toilet to Ed Balls been taken from behind on the football pitch!
ReplyDeleteLOooooooooooooooooooooooOL
Ed Balls and Gordon Brown will both be on the recieving this week as they are two cheeks on the same arse! I have no doubt Miliband will "ring" the changes in the near future!
By the way you are right Iain about anon September 21, 2008 8:19 PM this afternoon, no sense of humour at all by the sound of it! Probaly some purient with the misfortune to be called Roger!
He is lucky it is not Vinny Jones, Gazza once found Vinnie had a different interpretation of Hand Ball!!!!!
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How about... Hello I'm Ed Balls... Please don't punch me.
ReplyDelete"I 'ad that Iain Dale in the back of my cab once."
ReplyDeleteIf it was Gordon behind Balls, it would be "Scotch on the Rocks."
ReplyDelete"He's got a blinking hard-on!
ReplyDeleteI'll give you Ed
ReplyDeleteGeorge caught taking crack.
ReplyDeleteBalls up against stiff opposition.
ReplyDeletePunctuation optional.
You never see Ed Balls and Harry (Loads of money!) Enfield in the same room do you? So what.
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