That got your notice, didn't it? Ann & I are performing our theatre show at two theatres over the next two weeks, so if you fancy coming along, here are the details...
Saturday 6 September, 7.30pm: Barrington Centre, Ferndown Bournemouth. Tickets £16.50
Tuesday 16 September, 7.45pm: Civic Centre, Chelmsford. Tickets £16
you would need to pay me a lot more than £16.50 to attend.
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That's not very nice is it?! It's a good laff, I can assure you!
ReplyDeleteIs it based on Riverdance? OMG noooooooooooooooo
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are there any reviews online so that I can read what it;s about?
ReplyDeleteIain, I love your blog but this is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard.
ReplyDeleteRe your headline : She would be the right person to commit big-amy with !
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Never had Widdy down as a fag-hag..
ReplyDeleteBest of British and 'break a leg' as they say...
I would have come if you had been in London!
ReplyDeleteGreat, but already booked to do an old car run in the pm with that 6750cc thing I have from Crewe, with a chum who has a pre war Alvis, and in the evening a Betjeman reading near Charmouth! Now you tell me you and Widders are a few miles up the road!
ReplyDeleteI would expect it to be nothing less than wonderful. Do you take questions from the audience?
ReplyDeleteCoulc you not film it and do a web cam...well I have no idea what I am talking about but you know the sort of thing .
ReplyDeleteCome down to London Iain, then I'll definitely go.
ReplyDeleteGot to say well done Ian and Ann. :)
ReplyDeleteGood god - I work in Chelmsford, and I am in Bournemouth with the family this weekend!
ReplyDeleteHope you aren't stalking me, Iain!
Iain,kindly get your wench backside up north (to Preston, as a random northern city picked completely at random, honest) and then I would buy tickets. (If you can guarantee Widdecombe in fishnets or heels (preferably both) I'd be willing to travel as far as Manchester)
ReplyDeleteOh my god. How pathetic.
ReplyDeleteMust...resist... must...resist... must..resist... oh bugger.... looking at the photo, Iain, is this another fine mess you've gotten (you) into?
ReplyDeleteCome to London, you two gorgeous creatures! You know the politicos don't venture past the M25 - so cold.
ReplyDeleteIain, why don't they mention you in the adverts for the show?
ReplyDeleteThey normally do but obviously people come to see her, not me!
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