Horizon Scanning (HS) is the systematic examination of potential threats, opportunities and likely developments, including but not restricted to those at the margins of current thinking and planning. The Horizon Scanning Centre’s (HSC) main aims are to undertake HS for Government and to help Government Departments raise their HS capabilities. In this high profile role, you will be expected to develop the HSC’s vision and direction, leading and creating the best mix of teams and resources. You will continue to build and maintain the high level cross-Government market for strategic futures products and services, working with other relevant centres and cross-Government groups as necessary. You will lead in improving further the evidential and analytical basis for horizon scanning, so that the UK Government is positioned increasingly at the cutting-edge of the field.
No doubt another £100k of our money down the swanny.
You wouldn't f***ing believe it if this was in "Yes, Prime Minister"!
ReplyDeleteMonty Python should'st be living at this hour.
ReplyDeleteIs this not a glorified "SWOT analysis", beloved by Management Consultants etc.?
ReplyDeleteA sheet of A4 paper is all you need.
So basically this guy's going to sit in a comfie office dreaming up unlikely scenarios. I can do that for a hell of a lot less than 100k (nearly 2 million rand at the current exchange rate). Hell I've been on the recieving end of enough demands for plans to deal with unlikely occurences dreamt up by "horizon prediction" I could probably do a PhD in the subject.
ReplyDeleteThink I should apply?
Is this a new department for those who are unemployed and can't be bothered to get out of bed, occasionally raising their weary head above the sheets to view the room?
ReplyDeleteWould it still be ridiculous if it was called "Head of Long Term Strategy"?
ReplyDeleteToo much blue skying for me!
ReplyDeleteCome the revolution we should fire 75% of all puplic employees who earn over £100k, with the exception of GPs perhaps, and see if anyone notices the difference.
ReplyDeleteIts not a mass of superfluous managementese.
ReplyDeleteErrm I think it is ...and your remark about the MOD is further evidence that the Dr.Who department is junk that clutters the place up when there is too much money around . OURS !Why not cancel the budget give the millions wasted to me and repoace it with a small sign saying "Who the f--- knows "
That was courtesy of Newmania Strategic forward thinking ideas cascade refracting through experience solutions that will be £1,000,000 please .....I take a cheque .
Note the government employ at least two anons to say "Not as stupid as the jargon makes out" Surely one of them should be fired ?
ReplyDelete"Newmania"... No. If it's military they need "multiple redundancy" - used in the "standby" sense rather than getting rid of surplus drones, which would be a much better idea IMHO.
ReplyDeleteActually a useful job. Indeed I can think of a couple of people (science writers not civil servants) who could do it very well.
ReplyDeleteHowever the title "Head of" suggests an entire department of people thinking outside the envelope, all dutifully part of a civil service hierarchy. Which seems to rather miss the point.
Here's a 'Horizon Scan' I can provide to Gordon for free.
ReplyDeleteI see you spending a lot of someone elses money with a mysterious man with... wait I can see it now, white hair and dark eyebrows... I see you buying a...a...a bank
Hang on its becoming much clearer...you're completely f*cked
Man In A Shed writes: "Come the revolution we should fire 75% of all puplic employees who earn over £100k,".
ReplyDeleteTake away the qualifier.
Neil... Surely "thinking outside the envelope" and "civil service" must be the ultimate oxymoron..?
ReplyDeleteIf the MOD actually are "horizon scanning" it's a shame they couldn't work out that soldiers need body armour and properly armoured vehicles, if you're interested in keeping them alive, that is.
ReplyDeleteWhat does the MOD version of it say, exactly?
Hang on. All those people talking about "hardheaded and realistic". In all the history of mankind, has anyone ever reached the horizon?
ReplyDeleteThought not.
In other words one can come up with the unlikeliest of b*****s and never be proved wrong
I expect this advertisement was drafted by a recruitment consultant who charged a professional fee for his creative writing; at least £1,000, at a guess, probably more.
ReplyDeleteMonty Python? Stupidity moves too fast for satire these days. Luckily, our scary, scary enemies (they could be anywhere!) keeps our governments chock full of important jobs and weapons contracts.
ReplyDeleteThis is excellent!!!
ReplyDeleteI recently designed a random job title generator, and it really proved its effectiveness: for instance:
"Legacy Readiness Officer"
"Operative Commitment Manager"
and so on....
:)