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Monday, September 17, 2007
Top Ten Easier Targets than the Lib Dems.
IAIN DALE IS AWAY - SHANE GREER IS STANDING IN
Our Top Ten List on Vox Politix tonight will be the TOP TEN EASIER TARGETS THAN THE LIB DEMS. Your suggestions please...
10. The England Rugby team 9. Ken Livingstone 8. Portuguese detectives 7. John Gummer 6. Blunkett's choice of dates 5. What Rosie Winterton puts on her hair 4. Harriet Harperson's management skills 3. John Prescott as an ambassador 2. Gordon Brown as a big tent person 1. That the words Liberal Democrat are an oxymoron.
1. The Government's handling of The Great 2007 Bank Run. 2. ditto 3 ditto 4 ditto 5 ditto 6 ditto 7 ditto 8 ditto 9 ditto 10 ditto
Some government minister twat on PM just now, thought about blaming the Tories for it, then changed his mind.
They have no idea there is a crisis yet.
He refused to answer this simple question "Would you invest your money in Northern Rock?"
Who the f has briefed him? The UK has come to expect Churchill's in a crisis, this time we don't even have a Chamberlain, this time we have Quislings, lots and lots of little Quislings running around.
Be afraid, be very very afraid, -they don't even KNOW there's a crisis, let alone how to handle it.
( Harry Haddock - you should be aware that the child will have been given the lollipop by Lib Dem canvassers in exchange for posting leaflets. They should of course be paying the minimum wage - so in effect they will already have stolen from them ).
10. Saddam Hussein's armoured infantry and tanks. 9. England's rugby team. 8. Steve McClaren. 7. Patricia Hewitt. 6. Roof Kelly. 5. The BBC. 4. An English batsman's stumps. 3. Phoney Blair. 2. Call me Dave Camoron. 1. Crash Gordon.
John Prescott
ReplyDeleteA small child with a lollipop
ReplyDeleteIran's Nuclear facilities
Any goverment target
Certainly not Shane Greer's originality processes. One club golfer are we?
ReplyDeleteMing's foot - he never misses
ReplyDeleteMarxism, communism, socialism, and the Conservative party.
ReplyDeleteDavid Cameron
ReplyDeleteWotsit Osbourne
John Gummer
John Redwood
Boris Johnson
Nadine Dorries
Iain Dale
Iain Dale's Monkey
Mr GuFf
Runaway Capitalism
Any England Football manager
ReplyDeleteThe NHS and MRSA
ReplyDeleteChris Paul
Please! This is torture!
ReplyDeleteNo more Top Ten lists! They are toe-crunchingly boring except when they have a genuine point.
No more Lib Dems! They are toe-crunchingly boring without exception as they have no point.
George Bush
ReplyDeleteThe BBC
ReplyDeleteBelgium
A small cow's arse with a very large shovel.
ReplyDeleteGordon Brown's charisma.
OJ Simpson
ReplyDeleteLaurence Boyce
ReplyDelete10. The England Rugby team
ReplyDelete9. Ken Livingstone
8. Portuguese detectives
7. John Gummer
6. Blunkett's choice of dates
5. What Rosie Winterton puts on her hair
4. Harriet Harperson's management skills
3. John Prescott as an ambassador
2. Gordon Brown as a big tent person
1. That the words Liberal Democrat are an oxymoron.
The England Rugby team
ReplyDeleteRobert Kilroy-Silk
ReplyDeleteEnglish national sporting teams
Fish. In a barrel. Already dead.
Gordon Brown - in about 5 minutes.
ReplyDeleteYasmin Alibhai-Brown's mouth
ReplyDeleteThe late, great, Sir Cyril Smith.
ReplyDeleteThe 10 most unfunny lists of 10. You'll get over these obsessions when you get into big school.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous,as always, Victor
1. The Government's handling of The Great 2007 Bank Run.
ReplyDelete2. ditto
3 ditto
4 ditto
5 ditto
6 ditto
7 ditto
8 ditto
9 ditto
10 ditto
Some government minister twat on PM just now, thought about blaming the Tories for it, then changed his mind.
They have no idea there is a crisis yet.
He refused to answer this simple question "Would you invest your money in Northern Rock?"
Who the f has briefed him? The UK has come to expect Churchill's in a crisis, this time we don't even have a Chamberlain, this time we have Quislings, lots and lots of little Quislings running around.
Be afraid, be very very afraid, -they don't even KNOW there's a crisis, let alone how to handle it.
Fish in a barrel ?
ReplyDelete( Harry Haddock - you should be aware that the child will have been given the lollipop by Lib Dem canvassers in exchange for posting leaflets. They should of course be paying the minimum wage - so in effect they will already have stolen from them ).
Verity
ReplyDeleteHey C4, I am a Lib Dem. Otherwise it was a hilarious suggestion.
ReplyDeletePlease! This is torture!
ReplyDeleteNo more Verity! She istoe-crunchingly boring without exception and she is clearly from the land of points (H Nillson).
Minge Campbell is a stupid old buffoon who smells of piss.
ReplyDelete10. Saddam Hussein's armoured infantry and tanks.
ReplyDelete9. England's rugby team.
8. Steve McClaren.
7. Patricia Hewitt.
6. Roof Kelly.
5. The BBC.
4. An English batsman's stumps.
3. Phoney Blair.
2. Call me Dave Camoron.
1. Crash Gordon.
British troops with US aircraft.....
ReplyDeleteThe Lesser Spotted Lethargic Barrel Trout.
ReplyDelete