It seems though that Nadine had a premonition, for in another 'Susan' moment Nadine has lost her car keys, office keys and home keys. She tells me that last night she got into her house via the dog flap at 1am. And furthermore she has enlisted the help of the Whips Office who have sent out an urgent email to all Tory MPs asking if they have seen Nadine's keys. It's just as well they have mostly all gone back to their constituencies, otherwise they might be asked to turn our their pockets.
And in a public service announcement, should you have come across a set of keys tied to a purple and white ribbon with a portcullis on it, do let me know and I will put you in touch with their rightful owner. The things I do for Miss Dorries...!
UPDATE: Panic over. Keys found
"The Tory MP who dropped her knickers in a car park". That's got to be a story for somebody....
ReplyDeleteI think it's highly unlikely that another MP would have the keys to Nadine's flat. Isn't it?
ReplyDeleteShe should use that Card Protection Plan for keys, you know, the one where if someone finds her keys they just put them in the mail box and they get sent back to her.
ReplyDeleteOf course, that isn't much help for the right-now...
Surely 'Mrs Dorries' ?
ReplyDeleteAs a fellow clumsy bugger, my sympathies go out to her. Being male I don't think I can have 'Susan moments', but I have them in all but name.
ReplyDeleteOn her blog she mentions flicking a plate onto the floor using a menu. While I don't think I've ever done that before, I would think that during one meal out in five I always end up somehow flipping my cuttlery onto the floor. It's not just annoying because you have to get them replaced, and because you look like a tool. But also because people think you're drunk, and I don't bloomin' drink!
You know you've just advertised the fact that her dog flap is big enough to crawl through? I'm guessing a lot more of her white lacy things will go missing now.
ReplyDeleteKnowing that her keys are up for grabs, Jack Straw isn't going to get any work done today...
ReplyDeletewhy was she carrying a pair of knickers through a car park?
ReplyDeleteSurely the correct drill is to either wear them or have them secured in some kind of bag?
You fancy her, don't you ?
ReplyDeleteAre we to be told why she was carrying her knickers in a car park? I would enjoy being taken for a walk and having my tummy rubbed by her.
ReplyDeleteIf I find her keys can I have the frilly white items in return please?
ReplyDeleteNadine and Iain sitting in an Audi
ReplyDeleteK I S S I N G
When the dirty deed was done
They were together as one
Without her frillies did Nadine flee
As naughty Iain hung onto her key
The knickers they were never found
The key? Well Iain keeps coming around
Nadine and Iain happy but poor
At least Iain now has a key to her door.
Come on, Iain. It's time you came out and admitted it - you're in love with this woman.
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ReplyDeleteShe should watch Suburban Shootout instead of Desperate Housewives......
ReplyDeletehttp://www.suburbanshootout.com/
How big is the dog, then?
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