Tuesday, February 06, 2007

A Glimpse (or an Eyeful) of Nadine Dorries's Thighs

This is why I now read Nadine Dorries's blog every day...
I finally saw my interview with Iain Dale last night. View The Interview Here. What a porker! TV really does put on twelve pounds. Those thighs! They looked the width of an average cruise liner – stockings, fashioned by Cammell Laird!!

And that was just Iain Dale………

Boom Boom. She shall now forever be known to me as 'thunder thighs'!

20 comments:

  1. The Times + Sky News are leading that Powell is to be interviewed under caution again. Sky also raised the possibility that Tone is to be interviewed for a third time.

    + At a meeting of the PLP last night, David Winnick was said to be calling for a timetable for Blair's departure. Dennis Skinner was reported to have made an attack on the Police "leaking like a sieve" and telling colleuges to "keep their traps shut"!

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  2. Iain,

    You are looking very slim in the interview. Not sure why you are worried.

    As you don't drink, what is your weakness? Chocolate biscuits?!

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  3. Ah, good. The timestamp of this post shows Manic that you were up late last night, too.

    So... no response to this, then?

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  4. I see that the Indy is reporting that the Blairs 'property negotiator', the slimey Aussie conman Peter Foster, has been arrested (again) for money laudering.

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  5. oops: money laundering (although no doubt Blair will make him a laud to keep him quiet)

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  6. Tone made me do it - ha ha ha, Murdoch stable finally cottoned on to the story everyone else has been running for days. Sky as usual ahead of the game, not! They are almost as sluggish as BBC News 24. I hear the "24" bit stands for 24 people asleep at their desks.

    The mainstream media are history - why don't they go quickly and save us all a lot of pain?

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  7. Iain is trying to distract attention from the story about his TV channel planning to run defamatory US-style attack ads with this non-piece of trivia flannel. Can we get back to the main issue, or are you just going to spend all your time acting as self-censor from now on Iain?

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  8. On the Foster thing, are there any of Tone's mates that are not in trouble on corruption/perverting charges? A blog on that would be good - name a clean friend of Tony's!

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  9. Why does the stunning Nadine have to write in that breathless and witless 'Glenda Slagg' style?

    It's almost as if she's an airhead Chelsea bint writing about her terminally exciting social life.

    Then again....

    But I'm certainly interested in thighs.

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  10. Iain. As a reader of your blog I am finding the mentally disturbed 'Manic' aka 'Guido 2.0' aka 'Tim Ireland' and his fellow trolls very annoying as they insist on spamming every single thread with their moronic garbage. The latest nutty theory, that you shouldn't be allowed to moan about Ken Livingstone (even though every Tory in the country moans about him and wants to be rid of him, as he is operating a socialist city state), without declaring that you are a member of a group that also has its member someone who might be Tory mayoral candidate, is even more stupid tedious than his previous nutty conspiracy theories.

    As he appears to be in a world of his own, could you please delete his garbage on sight. I appreciate that you don't censor your blog, but when he is posting it to completely off-topic threads, it is nothing other than spam and should be eradicated.

    I would also suggest an IP block ban on him, as spam should not be tolerated. I am sure your other readers feel similarly.

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  11. Good for you Chuck . I think its called " A carreer in the masses". My favourite patronising ploy was Tony Blair`s Mockney accent employed for his deathly attempts at humour. Oh how the tumble-weed would blow chez moi

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  12. Anon 1.12- I agree . Its pointless and dull

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  13. Iain, I too like someone with a sense of humour!

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  14. Wouldn't have thought she's really your type, Iain...

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  15. 1. My, my, my... what a useful anonymous comment @ 9:46am. As a possible future MP, Iain, you may want to get used to responding to pleas like this from genuine members of the public.

    2. Oh, it's spam now, is it? If Iain dodges a question in one thread, and then seeks to bury it with another and another, Manic is perfectly within his rights to press the matter in a reasonable fashion until he gets an answer to that question... especially if the timestamp of a new thread (i.e. this one) shows that he was up and about at the time, and therefore avoiding that question.

    3. For the record, this is what spam looks like:

    Hi Iain, I've just been looking at your blog and I wondered if you'd like to add a link to my competition? It's at http://www.bloggerheads.com/archives/2007/02/nicholas_boles.asp

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  16. Iain, I fear Mr Maniac or whatever he is called is getting more and more deluded. His tedious spam is increasing in volume. His bizarre conspiracy theories are getting ever more bizarre. Apparently posting new items to your blog, something you do every day, is 'burying' something, rather than the more rational explanation of posting new content, something you seem to do rather regularly. And what is he burying? Ah yes, some crackpot theory that a Tory moaning about Red Ken must be a big conspiracy.

    What a loon. Can someone call in the mental nurses.

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  17. Great Chandlerism from Friends (when it was good) when Monica explains why she was so large in a old home movie:

    Monica: The camera adds 10 pounds.

    Chandler: How many cameras were on you?

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  18. Iain, perhaps you can enlighten us 'non-London' types what the problem is with 'bendy-buses'. They have a couple in Bath, which seem to work fairly well. They may well be less 'chunky' than the London versions, and Bath does rely extensively on 'Park and Ride.

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  19. She's done well for herself since she left Scotty road, that's for sure.

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  20. I did send you an e-mail on dear Nadine but it was obviously a waste of breath! But she is now being complimentary about Jack "do you know what I could do for you" Straw.Someone should remind her of the late Fiona Jones. On second thoughts as she and I are old friends I better tell myself.

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