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Monday, January 15, 2007
The Brown-Blears Dream Ticket?
Spotted in Downing Street this lunchtime...Hazel Blears and Gordon Brown having their photographs taken together outside No. 11 with my little chipmunk having to stand on a step to not look too short next to Brown. Hmm...
Shlock-Horror Productions presents... Nightmare on Downing St... the horror story they said could never be made... the spine-chilling sequel to the Blair Bitch Project... Caliban and the Poison Dwarf... coming to a Parliament near you..... and there's nowhere to run.... be afraid, be very afraid....
When Blears comes on the Radio, I have auto-programmed my digital radio system to make a deranged screaming noise at full volume. This is still better than listening to her nauseating self-serving rumour-mongering and twisted little outputs of the NL spin mekanika.
Changing the subject Iain, I was so moved by your Flickr gallery of Margaret Thatcher. Tears literally flowed down my perfect porcelain skin as I admired the many faces of our once-glorious dictatoriana. God help us all that she is gone. There is only one hope left - perhaps she can be cloned and the New One Freshly Minted be placed in perpetuity in charge at Buckingham Palace so that the Queen can curtsey to her as she passes by with her corgis, something she was innapropriately never forced to do whilst Lady Thatcher was in office.
Brown-Blears is a dream ticket if Slackjaw calls an early election. At least a hung parliament or a win for the Tories.
Gingerblears is an odious creature. Each time she opens her mouth out pours an uninterrupted stream of sanctimonious, disingenuous, political clap-trap.
Apart from that I find her appearences quite riveting.
Can't understand why you still like that truly awful woman.....
ReplyDeleteWait a sec - do you mean dream ticket into Number 10 or out of Number 10?
ReplyDeleteThe epitome of the dark side of the force and an Ewok.
ReplyDeleteShlock-Horror Productions presents...
ReplyDeleteNightmare on Downing St... the horror story they said could never be made... the spine-chilling sequel to the Blair Bitch Project... Caliban and the Poison Dwarf... coming to a Parliament near you..... and there's nowhere to run.... be afraid, be very afraid....
So why haven't we got a picture of your favourite chipmunk with Mr Brown?
ReplyDeleteCouldn't she just have sat on his knee ?
ReplyDeleteI too find it hard to see any good at all in Blears. I'm sure you are "bigging her up" so Labour look bad ???
ReplyDeleteHazel is a second rate middle manager.
ReplyDeleteShe reminds me of one of those brainless twits who works at a branch bank and lies to you face you when they know have made a big c*ck-up.
When I watch her I know for a fact that the political process in the UK is completely f*cked.
Presumably this is an attempt by Blears to find a seat for the next Parliament?
ReplyDeleteCan't think who can have put her up to it...
ReplyDeleteBrown and Blears a dream ticket? That means them being all over the tv, in which case, I fear that my set will not last much longer...
ReplyDeleteIt's a nightmare ticket for the rest of us!
ReplyDeleteI wish your little chipmunk would choke on Gordy's nuts!
ReplyDeleteEeeeeeeeeee almost as bad as swinging Cherie.
Brown going for the Housewife vote then! The BBC shold find it easier to sell her to the electorate than Prescott.
ReplyDeleteWhen Blears comes on the Radio, I have auto-programmed my digital radio system to make a deranged screaming noise at full volume. This is still better than listening to her nauseating self-serving rumour-mongering and twisted little outputs of the NL spin mekanika.
ReplyDeleteChanging the subject Iain, I was so moved by your Flickr gallery of Margaret Thatcher. Tears literally flowed down my perfect porcelain skin as I admired the many faces of our once-glorious dictatoriana. God help us all that she is gone. There is only one hope left - perhaps she can be cloned and the New One Freshly Minted be placed in perpetuity in charge at Buckingham Palace so that the Queen can curtsey to her as she passes by with her corgis, something she was innapropriately never forced to do whilst Lady Thatcher was in office.
I am speechless...... I am feeling sick....please do not publish the picture.
ReplyDeleteha sshe ever told the truth about anything?
Brown-Blears is a dream ticket if Slackjaw calls an early election. At least a hung parliament or a win for the Tories.
ReplyDeleteGingerblears is an odious creature. Each time she opens her mouth out pours an uninterrupted stream of sanctimonious, disingenuous, political clap-trap.
Apart from that I find her appearences quite riveting.