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And that's where are councillors are using underhand, deceitful, Nimbyist tactics to stop a football stadium that is wanted by most of the community. The party of local government indeed!
With my extra workload I've been feeling a little bit tired recently. Fortunately these helpful people emailed me saying they can supply me with these little blue pills that will help me keep it up for hours.
And this is one of me and Lady Elspeth just after our wedding, talking to King George...a lovely man and a great monarch...you can see the Queen toddling there in the background.....
Interestingly enough, I'm an LD and have it on good authority what Ming was actually saying..."Hey look - Iain Dale's talking garbage on his blog again!"
Perhaps the Eye could include this picture in its library of oft-published photos depicting political Scotsmen in the company of dusky maidens? Ming looks like a vest man to me.
"I know Cameron's been to India - here's his blog. But I went there too, you know. Oh yes, long before Cameron - in fact, before the British Raj! Ah, those were the days..."
"I know Cameron's been to India - here's his blog. But I went there too, you know. Oh yes, long before Cameron - in fact, before the British Raj! Ah, those were the days..."
"I can have FOUR wives if I become a Muslim. Bravo, I need to father a child before the next election. Do they have mail-order brides on this teletext thing?"
Ok so whats this inter ermm...is it inter-web ? Anyway, whats this inter-thingy all about? Oh yes! I hear that the kids of today love it.
ReplyDeleteOh I say - those etch-a-sketch thingies are frightfully sophisticated these days.
ReplyDelete"Look, this typewriter has pictures too!"
ReplyDeleteAre you sure you should be looking at these kind of pictures! Hang on! That's Mark bloody Oaten.
ReplyDeleteSo you're telling me that this is the landlady of the Rovers now, not Annie Walker
ReplyDeleteHelp! I appear to have inadvertently bought a 40 year supply of Viagra and a Thai bride....
ReplyDelete"Isn't that one Bet Lynch?"
ReplyDelete"Look, you've got the javascript wrong, that's why the XML server applet won't work on the Safari browser."
ReplyDelete"Now I see why Simon hughes is such a fan of the Internet."
ReplyDelete"I think it's called blogs, tinternet or something"
ReplyDelete"Now if only we could get the bloody webcam to work"
ReplyDeleteAnd that's where are councillors are using underhand, deceitful, Nimbyist tactics to stop a football stadium that is wanted by most of the community. The party of local government indeed!
ReplyDeleteAnd exactly what are these things called poppadoms?
ReplyDeleteAnd what exactly are these things called poppadoms?
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When I was a boy these pieces of slate came with chalk, how on earth do you write upon them?
What happens if I push this? Ming advetises fisher-Price for pensioners..
ReplyDeleteIs that Dale's Diary you're reading? I'm old enough to remember the original Mrs Dale, you know.....
ReplyDelete"This me at Queen Victoria's funeral, this is me in World War One, oh and here's me starting university in 1925."
ReplyDeleteNow that Guido has a sex-blog on his page, I think it's about time I started one too ...
ReplyDelete"so I point with my left hand at your screen and with my right I use your mouse?
ReplyDeleteMing surfed the interweb, and was delighted when he finally found out the identity of Suzie Whiplash.
ReplyDeleteWorking age raised to 80 in call centres.
ReplyDeleteOh, your right, we do say different things to different people
ReplyDeleteOR - Ming sighed as the results came in for his Google search "Liberal Democrat nice tactics"
That's me and Elspeth in Benidorm.
ReplyDelete"look, it's a two-horse race"
ReplyDeleteWith my extra workload I've been feeling a little bit tired recently. Fortunately these helpful people emailed me saying they can supply me with these little blue pills that will help me keep it up for hours.
ReplyDeleteThat's disgusting, are the lower classes allowed to do that sort of thing now?
ReplyDeleteWe'll tax it or ban it when we get in!!
No worries there then.
and here are the Party's poll results since I became leader...
ReplyDeleteDid we really refuse this Guido character, membership? A 500 year old member, that would make me look young.
ReplyDeleteOh, so thats the on button
ReplyDeleteAnd this green bit on the map is Hampstead Heath, where on a clear day you can see Simon Hughes'
ReplyDelete.... constituency.
and what did you say it's called again...tele-vision? very good, but can't really see it catching on.
ReplyDeleteYour collective cynicism to a man of such wisdom as the Venerable Bing Candle is staggering.
ReplyDeleteDidn't he imbue the character of grandad in Carla Lane's 80s classic comedy Bread with real emotional depth ?
I've got £200,000 in a fund for you and your friend when you turn 18 if you are willing to do something unspeakable.
ReplyDeleteGreat line Og, but lose the unnecessary "constituency".
ReplyDeleteAnother canny Scotsman takes advantage of ebay's "Motors free listing weekend" offer.
ReplyDeleteMan in a shed - what mysterious pixel?
ReplyDeleteand that's cat Minie Caldwell's cat
ReplyDeleteWhat is the little black spot above your banner all about? Guido has a similar, but white spot. We should be told...
ReplyDelete"Look!
ReplyDeleteWikipedia says my first name is Walter!"
"Look at the rack on that!"
ReplyDelete"Look at the rack on that!"
ReplyDeleteLook - if you stand as a Lib Dem candidate your bank balance will increase by this amount.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's me standing next to the last Liberal Prime Minister...
ReplyDeleteOh look, a Werthers Original ad... now in my pocket I just happen to have....
ReplyDelete.
ReplyDeleteThats all it is. man in a shed just a period whomever coded the basis for the 2 sites left in by mistake at end of the first body tag
And this is one of me and Lady Elspeth just after our wedding, talking to King George...a lovely man and a great monarch...you can see the Queen toddling there in the background.....
ReplyDelete- See the short, dumpy one - that's Sarah Teather
ReplyDelete- I want that one
- Look it's either Oaten or Hughes - it's a straight choice
- I hate you Butler. Get that bloody bus out.
- Isn't that Lembit Opik photo on the Crimestoppers website
- Shit they've taken my car.
So Ming is suffering from another bout of can't quite "remember"The papers won't forget for the morning readers however.
ReplyDeleteSo Ming is suffering from another bout of can't quite "remember"The papers won't forget for the morning readers however.
ReplyDeleteLook into my eyes - You are feeling sleepy. Very very sleepy. You are asleep. You will do as I command
ReplyDeleteBlimey! And I thought I was hung like a rogue elephant!
ReplyDelete"And this 'minger' word - is that the female version of my name?"
ReplyDeleteOK girls - we've re-animated the cadaver, now let's teach it spelling. This re-awakening the corpse class is going so well!"
ReplyDeleteAnd now children, see if you can find nice Uncle Ming's lost policies.
ReplyDeleteInterestingly enough, I'm an LD and have it on good authority what Ming was actually saying..."Hey look - Iain Dale's talking garbage on his blog again!"
ReplyDeleteLook at the size of those. You don't get this kind of thing on the BBC
ReplyDelete"And if I push this button marked "self-destruct", let's just see what happens."
ReplyDelete"Move your left hand or I'll break it, you old lech"
ReplyDeletePerhaps the Eye could include this picture in its library of oft-published photos depicting political Scotsmen in the company of dusky maidens? Ming looks like a vest man to me.
ReplyDeletePerhaps the Eye could use another photo of a Scotsman in the company of dusky maidens to replace the one currently in use?
ReplyDelete"I know Cameron's been to India - here's his blog. But I went there too, you know. Oh yes, long before Cameron - in fact, before the British Raj! Ah, those were the days..."
ReplyDelete"I know Cameron's been to India - here's his blog. But I went there too, you know. Oh yes, long before Cameron - in fact, before the British Raj! Ah, those were the days..."
ReplyDelete"I can have FOUR wives if I become a Muslim. Bravo, I need to father a child before the next election. Do they have mail-order brides on this teletext thing?"
ReplyDeleteCareful now, wasn't it this thing that was nearly the end of Pre$$a.
ReplyDeleteSlide 187 shows Lady Elspeth and myself at the opening of Paisley sludge works
ReplyDeleteAnd slide 197 shows Lady Elspeth and I opening the Paisley sludge works. Slide 198 .... zzzzzzzzz
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