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Thursday, May 11, 2006
John Prescott's Bijou New Office
This will be John Prescott's new office from Monday, I am reliably informed by Scottish Office office officials, who as we speak are locking up their diary secretaries in Dover House. Readers will recall how Prezza laid into Michael Heseltine (but, he can be forgiven for that - we've all done it) for having an office the size of a tennis court when he was DPM. His doesn't look that smaller - his office I mean, you naughty people. But we can all rejoice in the fact that yet another of our historic buildings is to be defiled by the Hull Groper.
One presumes all those public servants who have been convicted of playing Hunt the Cocktail Sausage will now be appealing their convictions and being reinstated as fine upstanding members of HM Constabulary. I think we should be told.....
ReplyDeleteCeiling's high enough for a hanging when The People arrive.
ReplyDeleteThe sight of that pervy groper Prescott sitting smugly on the Front Bench next to Gollum (sorry, Tony Blair) at PMQs yesterday must have been worth zillions of votes for the Conservatives!
ReplyDelete(Nothing to do with his office, but I just felt like saying it)