TALENTED TORIES

I have just had an email inviting to display unknown talents to the nation by the Johnny Vaughan Show on BBC1. They say "Last year’s participants included: Damian Green, who performed keepy-uppies with a football, Baroness Cox showed off her talents at Campanology, MEP Den Dover performed magic, Robert Spink took to the potters’ wheel, Edward Leigh demonstrated a karate chop, and Alun Cairns, of the Welsh Assembly, took to the slopes for a ski jump. All of the participants said they enjoyed their filming with us.". I may be a media tart but the words barge, touch, wouldn't and pole come to mind...