OH GOD, I'M IN PRIVATE EYE!

Someone sidled up to me this afternoon and whispered furtively: "Do you realise you;re in Private Eye this week?" Images of a dramatic end to my political career flashed in front of my eyes... All it was was a silly little piece pointing out the the Conservative Party online shop (shop.conservatives.com), which my company runs, is selling copies of Tony Martin's memoirs and surely this went against the grain of my own beliefs in compassionate conservatism. I've been called many things in my time...