'If at first you don't succeed, maybe bomb disposal is not for you'.
From Patrick in the previous comment thread.
Showing posts with label quotes of the day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label quotes of the day. Show all posts
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Sunday, February 04, 2007
Quotes of the Day
"People are really beginning to feel that this Government is like a house with a door that's rotting and they want to boot it off its hinges" - David Cameron.
"Hegel said that no man should speak for longer than he can make love" - BBC presenter Michael Buerk's entire speech at an official lunch before sitting down.
"Plainly, there is too much water in the world, so why don't we just call Nasa and ask it to take some of it into space? Technically this is not difficult. Build a fleet of space shuttles. Fill them with seawater. And move it into orbit" - TV's Jeremy Clarkson on how to deal with global warming.
"Give them hell at the election, Tone! You'll easily get in ahead of that Conservative tailor's dummy they've put a voice box to. What do you mean, you're not standing? I can't believe it! Nobody tells me anything" - Michael Winner gets out of touch in hospital.
"It is not in the national interest for the Prime Minister to carry on. I think his continuation in office is an act of selfishness of historic proportions" - Shadow defence secretary Liam Fox.
"Hegel said that no man should speak for longer than he can make love" - BBC presenter Michael Buerk's entire speech at an official lunch before sitting down.
"Plainly, there is too much water in the world, so why don't we just call Nasa and ask it to take some of it into space? Technically this is not difficult. Build a fleet of space shuttles. Fill them with seawater. And move it into orbit" - TV's Jeremy Clarkson on how to deal with global warming.
"Give them hell at the election, Tone! You'll easily get in ahead of that Conservative tailor's dummy they've put a voice box to. What do you mean, you're not standing? I can't believe it! Nobody tells me anything" - Michael Winner gets out of touch in hospital.
"It is not in the national interest for the Prime Minister to carry on. I think his continuation in office is an act of selfishness of historic proportions" - Shadow defence secretary Liam Fox.
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