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Friday, September 10, 2010
How Not to Make a Speech
This is the man from whom I learnt all my speechmaking skills. Ahem.
Ahhh, you can make a speech like that in the US and get a polite reception because the audience knows you are probably upholding your right to bear arms.
It might have been a nice punchy way for him to finish off by putting a couple of rounds through the ceiling, or perhaps not.
21 seconds and that's because me 'pute's in treacle. Oh, that was bad, that was really bad. Someone get him a cup of tea & a cake; oh, that was bad. (shuffles feet, looks to ground, err..someone have a word, eh?)
WV: grunin - an alternative, perhaps? Somebody shoot him! Put him out of his misery!
I sort of guessed that...
ReplyDeleteI'm just waiting for "...and this is Cillit Bang"...
ReplyDeleteAhhh, you can make a speech like that in the US and get a polite reception because the audience knows you are probably upholding your right to bear arms.
ReplyDeleteIt might have been a nice punchy way for him to finish off by putting a couple of rounds through the ceiling, or perhaps not.
AND A MASTERS DEGREE IN COMMUNICATION
ReplyDeleteI defy anyone not larf out loud at the "and a Masters Degree in Communication" bit! I did hahahaah.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!!
ReplyDelete"A Masters Degree in Communications"? That's scary...
ReplyDeleteSomething wrong, here. What's the background? Why'd he melt down?
ReplyDelete21 seconds and that's because me 'pute's in treacle. Oh, that was bad, that was really bad. Someone get him a cup of tea & a cake; oh, that was bad. (shuffles feet, looks to ground, err..someone have a word, eh?)
ReplyDeleteWV: grunin - an alternative, perhaps? Somebody shoot him! Put him out of his misery!
Please tell me the other guy was worse!
ReplyDeletebrilliant!!
ReplyDelete